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Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · Nov 14

From the archives of JimmerUK. A collection of posts by Everyone's Favourite Jim.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3h

I have been reminded of the time I witnessed this extraordinary event.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · Sep 28

Someone on the train is straight-up eating a block of butter.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve only just noticed the birds painted on the window, all wearing bras, with the caption “a flock of tits”, surrounding a caricature of Boris Johnson… also wearing a bra.

PunPages @punpages.com · 4h

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Hakuna your tatas. If you are not certain that you are wearing the correct bra size, or if your bra is uncomfortable at all, come and have a discrete

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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 7h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 8h

Ground up, plasticised, and moulded into Lego bricks to be thrown under the bare feet of her enemies.

A screenshot of a BBC headline “I was shocked when mum told me what she wants to do with her body when she dies”

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 18h

A wise decision. I got stuck in Senna’s MP4/6 at Brooklands.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 2d

🪫NEW THING🪫
Any riff-raff can join Bluesky, but it takes true dedication to apply for this club
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The 1% Guild 🪫

An exclusive club for those who live life on the edge.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Careful now.

PunPages @punpages.com · 2d

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Tire Dealer & Repair Shop

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

I love old Targas. This is gorgeous.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Where I suggested the author of what at first appears to be a wholesome fess was actually secretly confessing to enjoying discovering his sexuality.
C’mon, I can’t do everything for you.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

“Hey, Siri. What is a ‘joke’?”

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, mate.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

For the evening crowd, I again present this important, potentially life-saving information.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

The sprog and I recently learnt about the perils of erasable ink from a tiktokker resting their hot phone on their workbook and someone who laminated their revision notes.
It was suggested that the freezer would bring it back… and it does! Just six minutes between the last two photos.

A note reading “This is a test to see if erased ink from erasable pens can be revived in the freezer.” Accompanied by a couple of scribbled boxes.

The same note, stuck on the inside of the freezer door with all the text erased and some lines erased on the scribbled boxes.

Just minutes later, the note is fully restored.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

“Enjoying each other’s company” is 100% a euphemism. He has definitely dabbled.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

You could always harvest cells from your newborn and inject them into your knees or something.

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 2d

Listen, we all know it's a long shot, but:

Does anyone have a motorbike I could use for a couple of months?

November - December

It's entirely the wrong amount of time to buy/rent/lease one for so, on the off chance that someone has one just sitting around, could I borrow it?

Feel free to RT x

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Bad news, sorry. He’s not keen.
When I say he looks at it, I’m not joking. His garage is attached to his garden office, with glass doors between so he can see it from his desk.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Sure. Always up for nonsense.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 2d

Any particular type? I know someone with a 650R that he literally just looks at, he pootles about town on his Grom instead.
I can't guarantee anything, but I can ask the question.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

I never knew it had a name, and it’s perfect.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

Christ.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 3d

Experiment successful.

The cast of TV sitcom Cheers, Cliff, Coach, Carla, Sam, Diane and Norm, but they're all been quickly faceswapped with Cher's face. The title above reads 'Chers'.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

Did Jeremy Clarkson have a bald brother?

Tow guys. The bald mystery one from Chris's montage, and Jeremy Clarkson. They look kinda similar.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

One for @punpages.com

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 3d

Hello all. I have a lunchtime quiz for you if you're interested…
I never got round to finishing the key for #sgtpepper2017 and now I've finally decided to do it, there's some faces I can't put a name to. Some of them are really small. Can anyone identify the faces in the following thread? PLEASE!
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I'm sure some of these are really obvious and I'm going to kick myself but I think I've gone a bit faceblind…

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 3d

Love mushrooms with a full English. My wife hates them but she loves tomatoes (any kind), so we swap. I also like tomatoes, but she really likes them, to the point where she'll state it whenever eating them, like some sort of tomato tourettes.
I can't remember the last time I had black pudding out.