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PhD in Potato Research and Development. Tell your dog I said hi.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · Sep 12

I’m watching 501 movies in 501 days to break a world record. It’s never been done before and I’m excited to be the first to do it! Come with me on this journey.

First up is: Hawk Jones.

Non stop action and a tiny child detective.

Five bags of popcorn. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

VHS tape cover for Hawk Jones:

In this film in which the cast is comprised entirely of kids, Hawk Jones is one cop fighting against a city full of criminals. Now reluctantly working with a new partner, he vows to rid the city of a crime syndicate run by Antonio Copolla.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 5h

Movie 34/501 Scream

A true movie buff would have survived this film. They’d ace any pop quizzes thrown their way, no doubt in my mind.

Five bags of popcorn

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Movie poster for the horror film scream. Two men and three women standing in front of a large woman’s face with a hand over her mouth looking shocked.

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 6h

We sure fucking did

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 8h

I need a haircut because I am having to do this shit to keep hair out of my eyes right now.

A close up selfie of a woman with her bangs up in a high and short ponytail.

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 15h

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 12h

I’m right there with you. I have so many books sitting on my shelf, just waiting. I used to read one book a week and haven’t been able to in years now.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 13h

I want enough time and energy to read again man.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 14h

Woke up this morning and felt like I have been sleeping for 1 million years like a ghost.

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 1d

Movie 33/501 Vampire Hunter D

I need a hero and I sure have one now! A knight on a robot stallion? Hello? Sounds. Like. Heaven!

Five bags of popcorn

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Movie poster for the anime film vampire hunter d

A woman in white and slightly red fancy fantasy attire is being held in the arms of a man in all black fancy fantasy attire

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svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 2d

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 1d

@videohell.bsky.social fuck, no one tell Joe!!!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 1d

Replace the cat with a dog and this is how I’m trying to live my life

A screen shot the bear from sleepy time tea. It’s a bear wearing a red nightcap, a white big pajama shirt, sleeping in a green chair by a fire place. There is a cat laying at the bear’s feet.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to NYC for the first time ever next week!

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 2d

Movie 32/501 Ghost in the Shell 2.0

lol. Who asked for this? Why did they make this?

Five bags of popcorn

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 2d

It was windy

A woman dressed in clothing for a renn faire. She is wearing a red wig, with fox ears, a brown vest over a white dress and a green skirt.

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 3d

Movie 31/501 Mickey 17

What a fascinating documentary about 3D printing.

Five bags of popcorn

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The movie poster for Mickey 17. Robert Pattinson is centered with duplicates widening behind him.

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 3d

American Beauty (1999)

Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera

ALT: a man wearing white sunglasses and a grey hoodie smiles for the camera

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 4d

ah-woo.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

Someone had their first bath at daycare today and wasn’t bothered at all. That’s right. Cooper!

A German shepherd Rottweiler puppy with his tongue out and wearing a pumpkin bandana

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

Movie 30/501 Twilight

Well. There’s truly nothing to say. Absolutely terrible. A real big stinker.

Five bags of popcorn and a rain cloud

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

You don’t fucking know meeee

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

😭😭😭😭 fucked me up so much

joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 4d

freeze frame lol

A woman is jumping in the air with arms and legs out, in front of a water fountain in the daylight

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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 4d

Seeing pictures of an abandoned tamale cart in Pilsen where ICE took a tamale street vendor. Those photos of left behind carts are so haunting. Community members disappeared. Not just vendors but people who have long standing relationships with the community and people.

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joburritto @jobie.bsky.social · 5d

Ohh this episode! Enjoy!