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John Fralloween

@johndavidfraley.bsky.social

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Seattle sports. Tuns of puns. He/him. Trans rights are human rights

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John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 1m

Big Papi is a national treasure

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 5m

AL teams no longer playing:

Yankees
Red Sox
Astros
Angels, Rangers, A's, Tigers, Guardians, Rays, Orioles, Royals, Twins, White Sox

AL teams still playing:

Blue Jays
Mariners

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 9m

a man and a woman are sitting at a news desk with the words `` go us '' written in front of them .

ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a news desk with the words `` go us '' written in front of them .

media.tenor.com

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 16m

That is so true but I love how he speaks without rancor about his time here and how happy he is for the fans. I don't care if other people call him a fake, I love it

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 18m

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 57m

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 20m

Jon is the most accomplished Mariners fan in the world, he deserves this more than anyone

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21m

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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tattoosandtrains.bsky.social @tattoosandtrains.bsky.social · 24m

How it feels not having to watch kerry carpenter come to the plate

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 25m

Bold prediction: the Seattle Mariners will never again send George Kirby, Logan Gilbert and Luis Castillo to the mound in the same game

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 31m

The Seattle Mariners will play more games, this season. This will be your final warning

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 33m

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John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 38m

Might as well go win the whole fuckin thing amirite

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 41m

PARTY LIKE ITS 2025

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 42m

oh thank god, satan and everyone in between

let's roll

goms

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 44m

Suicide squeeze do it Dan

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 49m

This is the fifty-third inning between Detroit and Seattle

Someone will win this six game ALDS three games to two

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 55m

If not for Kerry Carpenter the Mariners would have swept this series, then won it in five

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 57m

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 1h

FUN FACT: Every hitter on both of these teams has hit a home run before

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1h

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 1h

Really? Retract, retract!!

John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 1h

you guys I don't think Bazardo is gonna be available Saturday in Toronto

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Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 1h

Cal still catching my god