🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻
@troubeerdourks.bsky.social
Franconian lager fundamentalist, homebrewer w/delusions of grandeur, PNW lifer, occasional outbursts re: Seattle ⚾️ 🏒 🏈
Chat, is it good when the person who is cooking answers “what’s that?” when you ask if they are brining? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Chat, is it good when the person who is cooking answers “what’s that?” when you ask if they are brining? 😬
Dem consultants:
Republicans are extremely unpopular. This is our chance. If we show their voters we can be unpopular too, they might vote for us!
Republicans are extremely unpopular. This is our chance. If we show their voters we can be unpopular too, they might vote for us!
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dem consultants:
Republicans are extremely unpopular. This is our chance. If we show their voters we can be unpopular too, they might vote for us!
Republicans are extremely unpopular. This is our chance. If we show their voters we can be unpopular too, they might vote for us!
It’s gonna be set in Dubai, isn’t it?
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s gonna be set in Dubai, isn’t it?
“They were raised by Olivia. That’s why one is named Gobble”
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“They were raised by Olivia. That’s why one is named Gobble”
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“These aren't the sort of people we're supposed to be arresting.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“These aren't the sort of people we're supposed to be arresting.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
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Quiet, piggy
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Quiet, piggy
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
James Van Der Beek dons 'Varsity Blues' jersey to raise money for cancer treatment: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you'
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
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November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
Gobble? They probably call it Gobbles, as in Goebels
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gobble? They probably call it Gobbles, as in Goebels
Independents fleeing Trump
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Independents fleeing Trump
It’s always the next lotto ticket, isn’t? The big score is just around the corner. The best things are going to happen. Any day now.
Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction."
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s always the next lotto ticket, isn’t? The big score is just around the corner. The best things are going to happen. Any day now.
If the Super Bowl is Rams-Chiefs I won’t watch out of boredom.
Incredibly annoying that the Rams and Patriots are again/still good
Incredibly annoying that the Rams and Patriots are again/still good
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If the Super Bowl is Rams-Chiefs I won’t watch out of boredom.
Incredibly annoying that the Rams and Patriots are again/still good
Incredibly annoying that the Rams and Patriots are again/still good
JJ McCarthy has been diagnosed with Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome after watching tape on the Seahawks D line
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
JJ McCarthy has been diagnosed with Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome after watching tape on the Seahawks D line
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Seriously, what other president is even remotely in his league?
There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.
Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.
There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.
Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Seriously, what other president is even remotely in his league?
There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.
Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.
There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.
Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.
BRUH if you were born in the immediate aftermath of George W. Bush’s reelection you can purchase alcohol
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
BRUH if you were born in the immediate aftermath of George W. Bush’s reelection you can purchase alcohol
Bari Weiss is so high on the farts of elites she would fail a drug test
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bari Weiss is so high on the farts of elites she would fail a drug test
The Constitution was never ratified. Humans voted for it, not rats.
by Clarence Thomas
by Clarence Thomas
There is no specific provision in the Constitution that says that U.S. attorneys must be legally appointed, so it's hard to understand why any judge would dismiss the cases against James Comey and Leticia James.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Constitution was never ratified. Humans voted for it, not rats.
by Clarence Thomas
by Clarence Thomas
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Here it comes: the crisis wave of Americans making the tough choice to drop coverage — in the face or rising premiums.
@reuters.com $XLV
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@reuters.com $XLV
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November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here it comes: the crisis wave of Americans making the tough choice to drop coverage — in the face or rising premiums.
@reuters.com $XLV
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
@reuters.com $XLV
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Pirate voyage accountant
Look at this little swashbuckler
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pirate voyage accountant
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That’s something worth exploring, how are ice beer sales doing these days?
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That’s something worth exploring, how are ice beer sales doing these days?
EVERYTHING COSTS TOO MUCH is the simplest, truest, winning mid-term message.
“.. In some areas, such as New York City, the surge has been dramatic — with residential [utility] shutoffs in August up fivefold from a year ago, utility filings show.”
@washingtonpost.com
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November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
EVERYTHING COSTS TOO MUCH is the simplest, truest, winning mid-term message.
MTV owes us all reparations for unleashing “reality” TV
Q: Passengers say you're putting the onus on passengers to create a more pleasant air travel experience. What are you doing immediately on your end to help?
DUFFY: In the end, it's my responsibility to behave well. I can't offload that to anybody else. How I dress? I can't blame anybody else.
DUFFY: In the end, it's my responsibility to behave well. I can't offload that to anybody else. How I dress? I can't blame anybody else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MTV owes us all reparations for unleashing “reality” TV
I need the Giants to release Russ and the Vikings to sign him to play on Sunday.
Manifest with me
Manifest with me
homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need the Giants to release Russ and the Vikings to sign him to play on Sunday.
Manifest with me
Manifest with me
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This guy is the Aaron Rodgers of consultants. Won something like 2 decades ago and just riding on that shit until they start making him pay for drinks
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This guy is the Aaron Rodgers of consultants. Won something like 2 decades ago and just riding on that shit until they start making him pay for drinks
There’s no legit WHAT?
MORE: Judge Currie basically slams the door on re-indicting Comey here. She notes that "there is no legitimate peg" to extend the expired Sept. 30 statute of limitations. The window for James is a little wider. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There’s no legit WHAT?