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John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social

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Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · Nov 11

New pinned tweet!
Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

“Billy, these are salmon. They’re some of the most undervalued fish in baseball. Their defect is they can’t survive on land. They can be the most effective relief pitchers in the league.”

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks! It’s the title that made my wife laugh the most.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

He’s always pretty impressively grounded and normal, which is common for catchers but surprising given the season he’s had.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

Somewhere, Kid Rock, if lucid, is sadder. And so, good night.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve posted a clipboard on the front door of BlueSky. Please sign up to pitch an inning in the Mariners-Tigers game.

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Shane Drahota @sdrahota.bsky.social · 5h

John Big Booty is basically his catcher’s name.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 5h

Emilio Lizardo is pitching for the Mariners?!

Reposted by John Moe

Tan+Blue @tanplusblue.bsky.social · 5h

Left: me right now
Right: me when the Mariners game started

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 5h

Older weirder Ethan Hawke > Younger smoother Ethan Hawke

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 5h

!!!

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 7h

CALIGULA:

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h

LET’S WIN THIS FUCKING THING.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 8h

10/10/25

Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?

No, they did not.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 9h

Welcome! We do have a lot of colleges. Math professors at Macalester and St Thomas are in my band if you need inside scoops.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 9h

Dude, 1/2 mile from my house. I should’ve waved.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 9h

This jingle really sells me on the product in a way I think it’s reeeeally not supposed to. (via @nickio.bsky.social)

youtu.be/PFDr78jPB7c?...

Oh, meth, mmm meth!

YouTube video by Love The PIF

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t forget the taco truck on every corner!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe 5?

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 15h

I’m old enough to remember when the Republicans would not want to put a Qatari air force facility in Idaho.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah it’s a hell of a ride. I interviewed her once and am editing another interview with her now. Such an admirably clear eyed view of complex ptsd.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 16h

“Valley Girl” is a mean song. Not Moon’s part, that’s charming and joyous, but certainly Frank’s.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 18h

I’m in!

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 18h

“AtSkanktic City”

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20h