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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 6h

which entree selection did you go with?

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 13h

did they ever do a batman/frasier crossover where frasier's cousin jonathan crane comes to visit?

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Dorian @dorilliams.blacksky.app · 1d

Begging for less community policing more universal basic income and healthcare

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 18h

Taps the “this administration is full of eugenicists so yes, they do want people to die” sign so hard it snaps and shards go scattering everywhere.

And yes, we saw it coming.

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · Oct 24

There's nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can't be President

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited dik-dik pic

An image of a dik-dik, which is a species of very small antelope that live in Eastern and Southern Africa.

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · Oct 13

Texas has a very low bar for what constitutes a chainsaw massacre

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

Can You Give Me a Few Hints as to What You Did Last Summer

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Gonna Be Honest Here, I Have Entirely Forgotten What You Did Last Summer

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

the void has politely asked me to keep all the screaming down

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

oh nothing, just the president of the united states mistaking reality for the opening of 1990s Predator 2

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

definitely gonna see a film in 20 years called 'the american caligula'

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

at this point trump is just regurgitating slop formed from corrupted memories, whatever the fuck newsmax has aired, and the ramblings of his various stooges. the first LLM president

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

nobody with the means to easily stop this is incentivized to stop this, and in fact are incentivized to allow it to continue while their individual grifts rake it in

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

ah yes just militarily invade a sleepy southern town where 110% of the citizenry own weapons and they have a long history of hating outsiders please fucking do it i'm sure they'll be welcomed with open arms

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

This would've been enough loooool:
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact

As Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations ramp up across the country, so has misinformation. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding ICE raids. MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT:...

theonion.com

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

arxiv.org/pdf/2510.06105 turns out when you prioritize competitiveness in an LLM you get this dril tweet:

A tweet from wint/@dril that says "turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"

Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

out in my garden weeding my growing resentment

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Network news could put this guy on the air during like Lester Holt or the Sunday shows but they don't because they know stories like this would help stop the administration and then the big bet they made on fascism would be for nothing

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 1d

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · Apr 1

art is a process, not a product; a collage, not a collection; it is as much about taking away as it is adding, as much about limitations as it is about limitless imagination; it demands refinement, not regeneration; it speaks to the common through the unique; it is a voice, not an echo

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 7d

like if your art isn't saying something, anything at all, why should i care?

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

tradqueen xenowife

www.fangoria.com/alien-skulle...

A doll inspired by the Xenomorph Queen. More humanoid than usual, it is standing straight up, in high heels, wearing a diaphonous skirt. Considering the original xenomorph design, the psycho-sexual stuff going on here is off-the-charts

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

bring back the burger sack

Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · Jan 31

this place called CHIPS in rural Wisconsin used to sell a sack of burgers and fries for like ten bucks. *staring off-camera* but that was a long time ago

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · Aug 31

I once got burgers in a Byzantine bathroom

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 1d

'those lousy fatcats on the bus' is something homer simpson would say

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