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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld

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🇵🇸 butlerian jihad extremist lil orphan despot™️ mother goosy goose theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 4d

the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

thats partly why hes getting put down

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 4h

the vet told me hes not allowed to have any on account of the explosive diarrhea

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 7h

John Carpenter's The Passion of the Christ

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 7h

i only keep him around for amusement
im having him put to sleep tomorrow tho

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 7h

oh noes
you should see a vet
if theyre sick

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 7h

Kristi kno'm gonna pop a cap in this puppy fr fr

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny that God punished HP Lovecraft for being racist by reincarnating him into an Irishman (Timothy McVeigh)

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8h

Ohhh that's what that word means... I always wondered

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 8h

i drank this and now im ready to cross the rubicon

A picture of me holding up a can of Ancient Drinks' POSCA

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 8h

marcus aurelius would def get hyped over fajitas

diogenes would probably stick his dick in them

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 8h

they have app
i went on the mobile browser and there's an install elk button at the top

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

its okay
i jump between both

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

can I be vee pee

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

i think he died
oh well

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

passyunk

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

see
sometimes a milk toast troll can bring communities together

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

a man with glasses is surrounded by other men and a star that says adultswim.com on it

ALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by other men and a star that says adultswim.com on it

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

i think it is
my later mother argued that its taxi driver

king of comedy is also top notch along with mean streets

but raging bull has some fuckin killer cinematography

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

but ill tap an ass like a keg at a frat house smoker

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

sorry youre upset

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

fr
any buttplay and i feel like i gotta fart for the next few hours

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

sounds like you have a humiliation fetish

not that theres anything wrong with that

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

as long as im the pegger and not peggie

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

"Who have we bombed that WASN'T brown? The Germans! And that was only because they were cutting in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world: bullshit, that's our fucking job! BFFBOOM BFFBOOM! THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB!"

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