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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h

go chiefs

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h

i'm so happy for you

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h

mariners won

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10h

it ought to be interesting to see who will win the last game of the alds

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20h

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 21h

it's Alex Rubenstein Time www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BX...

How to dominate the World Series and lose

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

ah, roger that. thanks

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

hey man as many others have already mentioned i think this is the rule in banana ball

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

alright how about there’s no foul territory but everyone in attendance is an eligible fielder

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2d

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

here's a brand-new episode of the SECRET BASE RADIO MUSIC PROGRAM. i spin some crusty old catalog bangers in here and i also talk a little bit about the next video series i'm doing www.patreon.com/posts/jons-s...

ross perot presenting a chart from his 1992 campaign informercial except the chart is the production music album Patchwork 49

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 6d

i have a very high tolerance for shitty tv shows but i can’t make it through five minutes of gameday. they find like 12 different ways to drag nails down a chalkboard

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 8d

Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”

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Robert Breedlove (aka Hannibal Montana) @wrbreedlovecraft.bsky.social · 9d

I'm so grateful for YouTube's Live Chat replay system because I can see the exact moment when a bunch of people are exposed to @jonbois.bsky.social's Madden humunculus for the first time

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9d

i really like watching sports

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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 9d

recency bias but I think this might be the best video Jon and Alex have made www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

The future of NFL scores | SCORIGAMI

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9d

[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10d

tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4

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