Didn't mind this for a free beta, but it's kinda absurd for a game you shelled out $70 for. Wasn't stress testing the servers part of the reason to hold a public beta in the first place?

I appreciate Sapkowski going "nah, I don't feel like conlanging, they speak Latin"

Eskel's last name is Kamisky lmao. Picturing him with a giant mustache and a Chicago Bears jacket

Sapko is *really* emphasizing the geography and timeline more than he ever has before. I wonder if part of that is to pre-empt CDPR and the Witcher 4 by establishing a more concrete canon and world that they're obliged to follow

Crossroads of Ravens: Geralt's Internship

I'm sorry it's just so funny imaging a young Geralt on his first time out as an independent Witcher coming up with his own catchphrase
"Seriously?"
Gotta workshop that, man.

THE WITCHER: CROSSROADS OF RAVENS CHAPTER 1-2 THREAD:
Opens with a Bible verse and Geralt citing Witcher legal code. WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK BABY

So anemic and limp-wristed, it makes the original "Our God is an Awesome God" sound like Handel's Messiah by comparison

"They're recasting because they can't afford to digitally de-age Jesus" might be the best summation of our current moment

"It's tough to watch Clayton Kershaw struggle like this." No, no it's really not,

Thought Tim Blake Nelson was just going to be an episode 1 cameo but I LOVE what they end up doing with hi.

The Lowdown got Keith David reciting Shakespeare. Show of the year.

If Springer hits a grand slam they might just burn Yankee Stadium to the ground

Hard to compete with this.

It's Fuck the Yankees all year, every year. But after they flew their flags half mast for a hate monger and then played host to America's totalitarian dictator?

Yeah, I'll grin extra big watching those cops and opps get bodied this postseason.

Go Jays.

Extremely generous of Jose Altuve to hand over custody of the New York Yankees to Vlad Jr.

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

A free speech advocate walks into a bar. The bar is owned by an a repressive uthoritarian petrostate that would like him to perform. A rich man walks out of a bar.

The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold

Oh no, this screenshot is from his latest video on Scorigami. Jon Bois referenced his Breaking Madden column in it

Bad Bunny is American. He’s also wrestled in 3 WWE pay-per-view matches, appeared in an Adam Sandler movie, and dated a Kardashian. Culturally, he’s like the most American guy we’ve got.

An AI representation of the President promises his chronically/terminally ill followers a nonexistent miracle technological while simultaneously cutting the actual medical support system from under them. Love living in the premise of a grimdark cyberpunk dystopia novel.

I'm so grateful for YouTube's Live Chat replay system because I can see the exact moment when a bunch of people are exposed to @jonbois.bsky.social's Madden humunculus for the first time