Jon Connorton
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Jon Connorton
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Nobel prizes are only awarded to living people. It's as much an award for longetivity in some fields.
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Mark O’Neill 🐻
@radiobeartime.com
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A Halloween costume for you know who you are.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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These pricks mean I can no longer wear a tweed jacket in public in case someone thinks I'm a nonce or a Young Tory.
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Jon Connorton
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Looking forwards to the compofaces in the local news when they find out.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Just seen someone swimming in Southampton Water and I thought you didn't swim in estuaries/shipping lanes unless you were very keen on ending things.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Unity, Diana, Tom, Nancy.
Kate Bevan
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Bakerloo line, Victoria line, Metropolitan line, Northern line
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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BORU is pretty good as well.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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In this case, "shared values" should be filling in these weirdos until your knuckles bleed.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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She's a charmer
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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31 year old with a 19 year old girlfriend. Of fucking course.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Another one for the blocklist
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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There's going to be a glut of compofaces in the local newspaper to enjoy.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Am looking forwards to the UK press having a meltdown about “border chaos”, despite this being announced years ago.
Remember the issue with the ten year passport rule and all the idiots who claimed ignorance?
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Hang on, does that make the Me-163 Komet Antifa now?
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Trying to think of something smart to say, but all I can do seeing this is just to say "fuck me" over and over again.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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I still remember a pissed up stag party having a fight on the apron of Berlin airport and the Bundespolizei moving in with batons already raised.
Happy days.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Sure that will go down well with a grumpy Bundesgrenzschutz officer.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Lots of weird people saying they’re glad they voted Leave as they believe Brexit will exempt them.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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There are a lot of people on Instagram saying they don’t agree with EES fingerprinting/face scanning and plan to “opt-out“ when they get to an EU border as “they can‘I make you”
spongebob says well good luck with that in a cartoon
ALT: spongebob says well good luck with that in a cartoon
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Yes, great dish. Have used for shepherds pie and pasta bakes. Worth getting!
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@paperghost.bsky.social
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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It’s like the only normal thing she’s done.
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Jon Connorton
@jonconnorton.com
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Was spending £250 a month on diesel. Now spending £30 a month. Plus servicing is much cheaper.
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