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Sorry, no, Motability was not about 'helping the most vulnerable' - it was about providing people who need modified vehicles modified vehicles!
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hope I'm wrong, but suspect the pound is going to go loopy again.

Source: I last had to fix my mortgage a week after Truss did her budget, and the time is coming up to do it again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The thing about Blue Labour is how out of touch they are with working class Britain. Every single factory I have worked in requires shop floor to wear lanyards in order to clock in and out of shift, and often to clock against the job card as well.
What is this word salad?
Tag yourself
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER, D4 DAMAGER, POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Neighbour asked us to take in their parcels on their front step as they were going to be away for a little while.

DI Bluebell is investigating.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Final thirty kilometre run before tapering down to the race in two weeks. Wet and cold through the Hampshire Downs/Hangers, but beautiful even in this weather.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Mention of Jimmy Savile’s jogging bottoms edited out of tonight’s #TOTP - I kid you not…🤣
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*Going very quiet* #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Two bangers so far. And B*witched. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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So Putin got what he wanted really. Perhaps it was ever thus. We'd better be ready. We won't be.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you see this, post your getaay vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Listening to the Ashes.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Joffre Archer is such a great player. England are lucky to have him.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Someone on Instagram pointed out that Out Of Space came out 33 years ago this week.

I’m just going to stay on Bluesky for a few days until it’s safe to go back.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Well, that was a good view from work to start my morning
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
All these petty autocrats give the air of invincibility right up to the point they’re not.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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"We're in a hybrid conflict with Russia."

Ex-MI6 chief Sir Alex Younger tells #Newsnight he believes the UK will see "more harassment" in "cyber, sabotage and subversion" from Russia, and lays out how the UK should respond with deterrence and resilience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*Incoherent screaming*
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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This reminds me of the time some kids broke into my car and left a note on the seat telling me that it was shit
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM