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Jon Connorton
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One of my fave meals.
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 PM
You'd be amazed* that this guy was further down the thread.

*not amazed.
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
See some people are really showing their true colours on here right now.

Apparently, none of this is their fault and Europe needs to show more solidarity.
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 PM
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The poo shelf is a real thing. Had it in the first WG I lived in Heidelberg.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Never got the hate of Slowdive, nor the weirdness over Rachel's machine gun photo shoot. They were a genuinely good band who got slaughtered by a bunch of smug men in the NME and Melody Maker because Nicky Wire thought they were too slow and normal.
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Update: the adverts are no longer all in French.
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
In the latest instalment of “targeted advertising is not as smart as everyone thinks”, all my Instagram adverts are now in French.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
And they were doing so well up to now…
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Lots of things that account posts are um, questionable.
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Current mood.
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
In a change to the unpleasantness we are seeing, I decided to do a shortish training run this morning on The South Downs heathland as training for the Serpent Ultra.

Was absolutely beautiful to stand on the border of Hampshire and West Sussex and watch the sunrise.

Bloody cold, though.
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
NHS App now sending me messages urging me to download NHS App. Thanks guys!
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Exhibit B. Drunk me would absolutely smash this.
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Also, what country’s foods are these if not American?
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 AM
He’s here and still at it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
*Monkey paw curls*
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Watching a comedy Instagram sketch about using AirBnB in Europe, and I’m going to take a guess that the first comment is from the US.
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Splitting my long runs up over two days, so did a nice relaxed run around Hampshire bit of South Downs. Was stunningly pretty in the sun, but a bit cold.
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Every cat today.
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Current Mood.
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Superb Holstein Wiener Schnitzel!
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM