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Jordan!

@jordanjamboree.bsky.social

9.8K followers 790 following 24K posts

Milfiest women under 35, themed bullshit enjoyer, card game maven,home of the whopper 29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1h

Girl

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 16h

so proud of you

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 17h

I see baseball refuses to happen

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 18h

beep beep sol ring....

Beep beep, a seal point cat, sits looking at the camera

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 18h

Is that why I've been posting mid lately

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 18h

found a woman who paints cats on MTG cards and her commission rate is REALLY reasonable hmmm

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 19h

Chicago tomorrow :3

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 20h

it would just make sense if she DJ'd

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CoolStuffInc @coolstuffinc.com · 1d

How do I explain this meme to corporate?

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 21h

more people should draw characters in the G Gundam Trace Suits

MOC @miraongchua.com · 1d

old ROADQUEEN halloween drawing (based on my favorite 🤖 series💕) who should I draw this year...

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 22h

in-n-out sucks, yeah

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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 23h

this sword appeared to me in a vision

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 23h

found a dress, and like, most importantly, I was just treated like any other bride they see, which like, I think was the thing I was most nervous about

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

I am so scared about wedding dress shopping tomorrow 🙃

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 23h

If just shoot me has no fans left it means I'm dead

Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder that Just Shoot Me at its peak was bigger than every tv show now and it’s forgotten at this point.

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

We could go one fun new car for the both of us

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Æ. @aesthr.com · 2d

A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went

𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

gonna miss this car!!!

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · Feb 19

winter wonderland

A red NA Miata with its headlights up and on sitting in snow infront of a big tree covered in rainbow lights

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

this is how 2025 has felt

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · Apr 30

I forgot to post my friend's deeply stressful ceiling fan in her apartment

An apartment kitten, featuring a ceiling fan dangerously close to the wall

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · May 27

I have not watched any of the new Gundam yet, but apparently they gave char cunty slutty little bangs? Anno's done it again

Char aznable from the new Gundam wearing a turtle neck and with cunty bangs

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

It's wall-e

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

just the wrong cheeses, which was my hubris thinking I could get away with whatever was in the fridge

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

fucked up big Texas style, made very bad queso, must commit Texan seppuku (getting kicked in the head by a long horn)

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 1d

an edited version of a tweet that originally said “people on here will tweet anything. “charlie brown had hoes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.”

it has been edited to read:

people on here will tweet anything. "johnny cash is considered uncool." No he isn't. That isn't true.

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1d

its like that iranian guy after soleimani was assassinated who said "america has no heroes to take revenge on. who do we assassinate? spiderman? spongebob?" this is why antifascism has no face. we have bugs bunny and monkey d luffy and greta thunberg. thats literally all we have

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