JosephScrimshaw
@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
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Filmmaker, writer, comedian, other nouns. A frozen pizza + a martini = a gourmet meal (he/him)
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Our horror film DEAD MEDIA premieres in Minneapolis October 20th. The story of a troubled young woman, her aging hipster uncle, and a haunted DVD. The event will feature pre-film entertainment, a Q&A, photo op, and more.

Tix & info:
deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A promotional teaser image for the new horror film DEAD MEDIA. A young woman peers over an old horror movie DVD. Mysterious blue energy glows out from the DVD. The text reads. You may be done with the DVD, but it's not done with you. Dead Media. A new horror film written and directed by Joseph Scrimshaw. Premiere event in Minneapolis. October 20, 2025. The Parkway Theater. Tickets available now.
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We have! Thanks so much for the support!
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After two years of work, I got confirmation that the digital print of our horror film DEAD MEDIA is on its way to the theater in Minneapolis for the premiere. I decided to celebrate in my traditional way: a melodramatic martini selfie

Premiere info here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A man drinks a martini on a balcony. The setting sun bursts through the glass. He wears a t-shirt from the Minneapolis sci-fi/mystery bookstore, Uncle Hugo’s
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That’s sounds great! I’ve got a copy of Frankenstein I’m itching to read. Hope you enjoy it!
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Every act of resistance is worthwhile. I just bought Tylenol and it felt great
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And if you're in the Twin Cities area, you can check out the premiere of DEAD MEDIA! Featuring pre-film entertainment from myself and @billcorbett.bsky.social, a post-show Q&A with some of the cast & crew, photo op, and custom cocktail!

Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A poster for horror movie. The text reads DEAD MEDIA. A new horror film written and directed by Joseph Scrimshaw. Premiere event in Minneapolis. October 20, 2035. The Parkway Theater. Tickets available now. The image shows a young woman holding up a DVD. Energy bursts from the disc and her eyes bulge in fear
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New post on my blog, FINISH YOUR MONSTERS! I took nine weeks off from writing my weekly blog about finishing creative projects in order to finish post-production on our horror film DEAD MEDIA. Here's a peek into what it takes to make indie film.

Read/subscribe here: buttondown.com/FinishYourMo...
A cluttered desk, a laptop with editing software on it. A keyboard with various keys covered in color coded post-its and a hand reaching out to play them
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Spotted a member of Antifa out in public. If you see something, say something
A cardboard cut out of a jack Kirby, drawing of the character, Captain America. The cut out is on the side of a comic book store.
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It’s The Great Pumpkin, Joseph Scrimshaw
A man stands outside a house decorated for Halloween. He is looking behind himself. Behind him is a very large, scary, pumpkin spider guy with lights in their eyes.
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Doing final review of our horror film DEAD MEDIA. Pictured here is @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social’s character in a moment of growing alarm. If you’re in Minneapolis on Oct 20th you can find out what’s alarming him at our premiere event!

Tix & full info here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A screenshot of a horror film. The actor James Urbaniak looks in alarm at something off camera
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I get that everyone thinks it's a funny little joke when Trump says nonsense about "trangender for everybody" (because really, wtf does that even mean?), but I gotta say that as a trans person, I find it absolutely fucking insane that he's constantly obsessing over trans people existing. It sucks.
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Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
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I keep mispronouncing livestream as livescream and at some point I’m just going to embrace it. 2 hours of bellowing, like and subscribe, hit the notification bell
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I keep mispronouncing livestream as livescream and at some point I’m just going to embrace it. 2 hours of bellowing, like and subscribe, hit the notification bell
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Unlike Jesus, I have returned.
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The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay
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I haven’t post in two days because I’ve been working to wrap post production for our horror film DEAD MEDIA. but I find it’s easier to get up and go to work if you have a weird bear glass to stare at you.
An old glass from A&W restaurant. Rooty The Bear wears an orange sweater, tam o shanter, and no pants. He appears to be hugging the glass for unknown reasons while turning to stare at the drinker with a knowing look in his bear eyes
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Update on the premiere of our film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis on Oct 20th! The event will feature some pre-film entertainment from myself & the great @billcorbett.bsky.social. (Bill also has a cameo in the film. Look at all the emotional trauma!)

Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A screen capture of a frame of film with a timecode. A man's face in moody lighting suffering existential dread
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Every October 1st, my wife kindly leaves out a little pumpkin and a festive yet eerie note to celebrate the season. And every October I’m very busy on the 1st and forget its little pumpkin day. As autocorrect once made me say, “It’s a nice jump care.”
A small orange pumpkin, and a note with a spider and a web on it. The note reads happy October.
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Are we not all this Superman action figure? Are we not all packaged with our own kryptonite draining, draining, draining away?
A retro style Superman action figure from 1978’s Superman The Movie. He is packaged with a large kryptonite necklace
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Quote-posting my own promotional post because I’m too busy finishing the film to promote the film premiere
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Our horror film DEAD MEDIA premieres in Minneapolis October 20th. The story of a troubled young woman, her aging hipster uncle, and a haunted DVD. The event will feature pre-film entertainment, a Q&A, photo op, and more.

Tix & info:
deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
A promotional teaser image for the new horror film DEAD MEDIA. A young woman peers over an old horror movie DVD. Mysterious blue energy glows out from the DVD. The text reads. You may be done with the DVD, but it's not done with you. Dead Media. A new horror film written and directed by Joseph Scrimshaw. Premiere event in Minneapolis. October 20, 2025. The Parkway Theater. Tickets available now.
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Trump:
We have to invade New York, the liberals have weapons and they're stealing all the pizzas!

Sir, you're watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Today's self care:
I took a shower and bought a Dracula action figure but not at the same time