John Oxley
@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
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Commentator, writer, corporate/political strategy. Undertaking an MSc in International Security and Global Governance at Birkbeck. The only Tory on Bluesky, but that's why you love me. Newsletter at: www.joxleywrites.jmoxley.co.uk
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And just think, you can read me being right about everything for less than a central London pint a month..

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Second this. Is excellent and thorough!

The highlight remains his massive box.
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What five events defined your childhood?

Election of New Labour
Bosnian Wars
Omagh bombing to GFA
9/11
[name redacted] pulling an arm off Raggy Cat (pictured)
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Maga lickspittles are, by no meaning of the word, conservative.
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Depends if you get them second hand or not.
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At least it won't go cold
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Most known as the incest defender
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Remember when one of the young RW "commentators" responded to a critic with "actually I'm not getting paid" and, wow, you are torching your future for nothing.
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I do not waste ice cream.
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Yeah, I think it's a combination of all three.
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When I was involved in uni Cons stuff, the BBC were sniffing around for what became a documentary "Young, Bright and on the Right". The only people who had the self-awareness to not come off terribly also had the awareness to know they would get stitched up, so only the weirdest got involved.
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The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)
An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.
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How your skeet finds me:
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Deliveroo is a business almost every bit of British politics should have an incentive to regulate out of existence, and yet...
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Reading @londoncentric.media and reflecting on how everything wrong with Britain can be seen through Deliveroo:
- much of the economy is fraudulent
- people don’t go outside
- workers are underpaid and insecure
- the immigration system is broken
- society is being eroded by Big Tech
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Jonn, can't believe you are telling everyone to kiss Grok on the mouth.
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Yeah, the most likely outcome of voting down May was always going to be "The Brexiteers get Boris" which would then automatically go to a deal that was more ideologically hard-line and less interested in details.
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Then maybe now would be a good time to clarify your position on the UK's commitment to NATO and its allies.

In particular, whether you still support collective security as currently envisaged by Article V.
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There was for a time a very grim vaguely Indian take away in Clerkenwell where they would scoop your order and then blast it in the microwave in front of you.
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Slowly but surely, the market is moving towards my food delivery model: a transit van full of ping meals and a microwave.
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You might have heard of 'dark kitchens' when a row of sheds in a car park churn out food for Deliveroo. They're unpopular and low margin. So the next big thing in London food is 'host kitchens' where local pubs, restaurants and kebab shops cook for big brands. www.londoncentric.media/p/host-kitch...
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Making friends on holiday.
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There is a very horrid bit of a good/mental film when Ben Wishaw does this and starts eating a glass.
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The places that do this micro management stuff then move to a round of voluntary redundancy, and guess what, the best performers put in for it because they hate the place and knows they'll get another job quickly.
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I mean the answer to this is more than a post and worth thousands of work, but broadly look at the KPIs of teams and individuals, how they play into broader firm strategy and goals, talk to different levels of management, see where inefficiencies are then ramp up the pace.
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Yeah, I'm away for the next week but have done the same!
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Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 10/10

Maps - The Front Bottoms 8/10
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Fun music game.

Take two songs with the same name and post your combined score out of 10. How high can you get?

No covers/no triples (e.g. Power of Love)

My first effort, which i think is hard to beat...

Zombie (Fela Kuti) 10/10
Zombie (The Cranberries) 7/10

Total score: 17