One of my favorite Assassin’s Creed guys was Keith, the 9th Century English bard/Prodigy tribute character who sang “Smack my Bishop.”

Conservatives often lack empathy and imaginative thinking. So they often don’t believe in problems until they personally experience them.

I personally think that he should use his new lease on life to do precisely this. This is how he can atone.

Jesus Christ never had days like this.

I missed gentlemanly crime

Might I suggest a luxurious home in Moscow? With lots of windows?

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Morlocks
KMFDM
Pig
Little Big
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
Front Line Assembly
Pop Will Eat Itself
Faith No More

Extricating myself from a conversation about a bison mascot by asking “Did you know M. Bison and Balrog had their names swapped?”

I made an animation error.

Micronus is a lot more fun than I thought he’d be.

I need to get back into that. Bought every issue, but haven’t read any since ~4

Yeah, they would immediately clock me as being terrified of gun-toting thugs.

I briefly entertained the idea of infiltrating ICE for the $50k and a chance to sabotage their bullshit but then I remembered I am smol and ineffectual and they would kill me and the 30 seconds of madness ended.

I’m hoping for some life extension in the cyberpunk dystopia.

Hasn’t quite got to the point of “I must make the most of the time I have to live” huh?

I have a BA from Big 10 university but my wife has to explain homecoming to me. This time in terms of the cancellation of the student newspaper.

Apparently the alumni who are homecoming like to pick up the student paper for nostalgia. The directive not to publish news makes more sense to me now.

Someone called him “Nick Fury the White”

Can you get a short term prescription for uppers and painkillers if you need to do a lot of yard work

Anyone know where I can get life sized halloween lawn decor of Episode 9 of AHS: Roanoke?

I needed this. Thank you.

We got Mark Cuban publicly chiding the administration for shutting down the student newspaper.

JESSICA JONES: Marvel's Brad Winderbaum Confirms New Disney+ Series Coming "Sooner Than You Think"

Journalists at the Pentagon have handed over their badges and walked out after refusing to submit to repressive new press access rules from TV entertainer and inexplicably Secretary of War/Defense/whatevs Pete Hegseth.

GlobalComix gave me an access code to be used up to six times for 1 week access. Enjoy! BAF-1DHSDF0Q