JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
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Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast 🇨🇦 🇪🇸 Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media. 🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁
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jpvazquez.bsky.social
🤣 I just realized I've been blocked by @merriam-webster.com. I've been blocked on BlueSky by a dictionary.

Did you know that until recently, any definition on their website only had two share links? Facebook & Twitter.

Every so often, I'd remind them they only have share links to fascist sites.
The old share links on any definition on Merriam-Webster's site. The only options are Facebook and Twitter.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Classic PR move.

Never answer the question asked, always answer the question you want to answer instead.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
From our experience, fans of #UniversesBeyond are fans of the individual IPs, not fans of #Magic (with the notable exception of Final Fantasy).

People buying Spider-Man packs right now aren't regular players. They're mostly Marvel fans. We don't see them participating later with the #mtg community.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
#Pokemon players are generally happier too. Sure, there's problems with the game, but they seldom express complaints in the store to us.

#Magic players come to our #LGS to vent frustrations over the game. We're their goddamn therapists helping them cope through being fans of the game.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
This is coming up again in recent online discourse so, as someone who works at an #LGS, I'd like to clear up any misconceptions about #mtg.

The margins on #Magic for stores is laughably small. The people making money on MtG are #WotC, not the stores.

#Pokemon pays the rent and keeps the lights on.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
I'm sorry, @maro254.bsky.social, but no. This screams of out-of-touch capitalist corpo speak à 𝘭𝘢 telling us how great AI is for our future.

I know what I'm about to share is considered anecdotal but I work at an LGS. I have some things I want to share of actual people talking to me about the game.
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canadiancynic.bsky.social
Lich is now a convicted criminal, and she was found *guilty*. The only depressing part of this is that she is not spending the next several years in prison, where she belongs.
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canadiancynic.bsky.social
Lich and the rest of the Freedom Convoy ditchbillies were not "holding the government to account" in any meaningful way; rather, they took downtown Ottawa hostage, terrorized citizens for three weeks, and openly called for the murder of the Prime Minister and the overthrow of the government.
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canadiancynic.bsky.social
Oh, Good Lord, the petulant whining and gaslighting ... let's first understand that Tamara Lich could not have gotten off more easily -- no jail time, time served, community service and a home restriction sentence that is absolutely unenforceable.

But it gets worse.
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olbermann.bsky.social
BREAKING: Trump doesn't remember/believe/understand HE was president on January 6, 2021

This is how unstable, how mentally unbalanced, how much of a dangerous mixture of dishonesty and insanity Trump is:

"Biden's FBI?" By Jan. 6 2021, TRUMP had run the FBI for 1,448 days #25A
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Exactly as Ontarians wanted.

Don't want to hear them complain about it.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Or be like my father who once told us — with his entire family in the room — "I know I'm always the smartest person in any room." 🙄
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Especially relevant when they aren't even pronouncing it correctly, which I'm sure they do to distance themselves from the original meaning.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Wait, is that how Americans pronounce "antifa"?

An-TEA-fah?

Jesus Christ, Americans. English. Do you speak it?

It's Anti-Fah, because it stands for Anti Fascist.

Anti- is a known prefix. Like antifreeze, antivirus, antisocial or an American favourite: Anti-intellectualism.
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
I'm sure it wasn't easy, but they definitely found a way to make no one happy, have every fan question why they're still playing the game and still make stupid money off the whales.

That takes skill.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
My favourite part of #mtg #UniversesBeyond is just how divisive it is.

You can really see how it drives the #Magic community apart, especially when #WotC bootlickers go after pro players for voicing their dissatisfaction.

WotC should feel proud of themselves for fostering this toxic environment.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Wait, is that how Americans pronounce "antifa"?

An-TEA-fah?

Jesus Christ, Americans. English. Do you speak it?

It's Anti-Fah, because it stands for Anti Fascist.

Anti- is a known prefix. Like antifreeze, antivirus, antisocial or an American favourite: Anti-intellectualism.
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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rincewind.run
we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there
sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
jpvazquez.bsky.social
The theme was — by far — one of my favourite cartoon themes. I love it so much.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
On the one hand, keep in mind that this is Reddit.

On the other hand, if even half of these are true, it's still fucking horrible.

ICEstapo tactics are straight up kidnapping and disappearing people. This is America.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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alexwinter.com
When "all of this" is over and the centrist pundits and politicians are kissing Musk's ass again, don't let them. Don't let anyone ignore that Musk is a mass murderer.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
This reminds me of the story with the airline attendant and and a nursery rhyme.
jpvazquez.bsky.social
The answer is no, but I'm surprised people are surprised by this. We're talking of a ghoul who wanted to be Pope and was upset when they didn't choose him.

We're talking of a ghoul who motivated an entire allied country to boycott the US because said country wouldn't make him the defacto leader.
pattonoswalt.bsky.social
I don’t know anything about the Nobel process so I’m asking sincerely — DO people openly campaign for the award? Was that a thing that ever happened?
jpvazquez.bsky.social
Share a cartoon you will always love.

Because no one mentions it anymore.
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travischarest.bsky.social
#66 Donatello(TMNT) - Ink and gouache on 13 x 19 bristol
#Donatello #TMNT