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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse
@jrbolt.bsky.social
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I believe in slime. Writer and designer who likes horror, dark fantasy and artistic obscurities. Vancouver BC. Lots of art RTs
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 24m
Art by • Adam Kindred
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THE CODEX NOIRMATIC @thecodexnoirmatic.bsky.social · 31m
Proclamation of the Imperium - 1
2022
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Laura K @creekdontrise.bsky.social · 4h
New little guy alert
Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head. Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head. Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head. Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head.
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1h
My first dry brine, also

www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/than...
The Only Roast Turkey Recipe You’ll Ever Need
Looking for the best Thanksgiving turkey recipe? This foolproof version delivers juicy, golden perfection—plus answers to all your turkey questions, all in one place.
www.onceuponachef.com
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1h
Now roasting the biggest turkey I've ever done. Fully had to cut it in half and stack it on two oven shelves. "Buy a smaller turkey" you say. Absolutely not. I will simply get a bigger oven
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1h
Hot take, but celebrities often do a better job at anime dubs because they're just speaking as themselves and not doing a wacky cartoon voice
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 2h
Brian Fleming loves capitulating to right-wing scum so he's probably kicking himself that he didn't put the left one in
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 2h
The SJWs gave my cockroach wife vagina bones!
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 2h
The AI that generated the stupid pic on the left can also generate 1,000 other big titty animu waifus per second, tailored to their specifications, and it'll never be enough, because aspartame isn't food
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 3h
Same. The only videogame boobs I've seen this year are this guy's
Possessed cop sprite from the game Cultic
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 3h
I know nothing of flirting and romance but I'm not going to fake it in the computer
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 3h
It's AI so that would track.
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 3h
I would betray my sworn diamyo for the woman on the right
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Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 2d
Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.
Designed With Gamers In Mind Designed With Activists In Mind
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 5h
I'm on the other side of this, I'm expected to be the one running the con and I can't compete with millions of dead-eyed sociopaths who are better at it
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 5h
I've come to realize that people who got long-term partners before 2020 (covid and AI) were on the last chopper out of 'Nam.
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 5h
Damn, I hope I die soon haha
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Aunt Mrgladys @mrgan.com · 6h
A charitable reading of this is that insecurity leads folks to turn to a supposedly magical, confident advisor, like a cyber-Cyrano. A less charitable reading is that a lot of people have gone completely insane.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder
Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...
www.theguardian.com
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d
That is so sick lol (well except for, you know). Don 🥲
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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 1d
this rules
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d
They make induction countertops that are meant for woks and I really want one. They’re so cool.
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine how evil you have to be to stand out among the other swoopy-haired 2000s crabcore guys
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d
In his own words, "mega lolz"
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d
I had no idea, that's wild lol
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 1d
RIP Diane Keaton- such sad news, what an incredible talent. You probably didn't know she collected clown paintings by amateur artists, eventually publishing an entire book devoted to them
Diane Keaton surrounded by clown paintings Book cover, Clown Paintings by Diane Keaton
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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d
Oh shit there's now an HD version of God of Cookery floating around out there. This usually means a Blu-Ray will happen within the year
God of Cookery. The 18 Bronze Men God of Cookery. Stephen Chow and Karen Mok sit at a table at night God of Cookery. Stephen Chow in God of Cookery robes God of Cookery. Stephen Chow doing tai chi
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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 1d
RIP Diane Keaton
Color photo from THE GODFATHER of Diane Keaton sitting at a table wearing a huge hat and a red dress.
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Suehiro Maruo Art 🔞 @blincoln1.bsky.social · 1d
Weird storm boy
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