J.R. Andrews
@jrobertandrews.bsky.social
150 followers 210 following 56 posts
Wordsmith whose final boss is social media. Find me in @shortwavebooks.bsky.social | @ergot.bsky.social | @bruisermag.com Wherever good times are had :3
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
What's better than waking up to an acceptance email? Waking up to a full on short published and ready-to-read in @bruisermag.com today!

It's got everything! Literally. God. Mothman's in there. Mickey Mouse. You're there, too.
bruisermag.com
The first time I used hallucinogens was with Bobby Baloney.

NOTICE ME, SENPAI (GOD): A POST-TRUTH PARABLE by @robertandrews.bsky.social

www.bruisermag.com/andrews_senpai
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
barackobama.bsky.social
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
www.yahoo.com
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Indeed! Huge news! Congrats to @shortwavebooks.bsky.social
shortwavebooks.bsky.social
HUGE NEWS: We have signed a worldwide distribution deal with Simon & Schuster!

Taking this next step with Simon & Schuster, and their sales team, will allow us to further our support and publishing efforts within the horror community.

More here: shortwavepublishing.com/news/shortwa...
Image of all Shortwave book covers surrounding the text: "Shortwave Publishing signs distribution deal with Simon & Schuster"
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
escapepod.org
Attention, sophonts! We've finished changing the locks and Escape Pod is now OPEN to all your amazing, amazing submissions!

Consult our submissions page if you want to refresh your minds on what we're looking for - ignore that "CLOSED" bit at the top - and we hope to see rad work from you all!
Short Fiction | Escape Pod
Escape Pod is open to submissions of science fiction short stories from September 1 - May 31.
escapepod.org
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Me (a writer): Why not me??? Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
theonion.com
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
andrewkozma.net
My poem "The Black Death" is live on @strangehorizons.bsky.social! If you want to read about disease and death and vaccines, then I have the poem for you!
The Black Death
I’m talking about vaccines. We can kill the killer.
strangehorizons.com
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Not to go all Thanos on you all, but this was VERY close to being "well-balanced"
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Bates Burgers are best!
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
theonion.com
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
There's an elementary school near my house which I drive past AT LEAST twice per day. Years I've lived here.

And I realized today: I've never seen any children on that playground.
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
shortwavebooks.bsky.social
If your industry can't build a product without stealing from artists and writers, then you should be financially ruined.
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
tanyapell.bsky.social
In which @patrickbarb.bsky.social and I talk X-Men, shooting your shot, and the work of Chris Golden.
shortwavebooks.bsky.social
New YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR'S FAVORITE AUTHOR: @tanyapell.bsky.social on @cgolden.bsky.social!

We've published numerous stories by Tanya, and she wrote our 4th Killer VHS book CICADA. We're big fans. Now we'll have to check out this Christopher Golden guy. 😉
shortwavepublishing.com/magazine/you...
Graphic template for Your Favorite Author's Favorite Author, an interview series by Patrick Barb. This month we have Tanya Pell discussing Christopher Golden.
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Did NOT realize they recently made a music video for this!

Fun Fact - More than one folks has told me I look like the 1980's ver. of David Byrne IRL.
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
www.youtube.com
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
That sort of day, I guess
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Be bold in your writing!
Reposted by J.R. Andrews
alyankovic.bsky.social
You sure about this, Google?
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
PSA - If you’re going to leave a comment, remember to read till the end.
jrobertandrews.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to me 🪿!