Kallie
@kallieisweird.bsky.social
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She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA "Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol "Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
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I'm consistently disappointed in oranges. Maybe fruit wasn't meant to travel so far.
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#Bipolar isn’t a "chemical imbalance." That myth oversimplifies & fuels stigma. Science shows real biological markers—from brain scans to genetics—that prove it’s a complex, medical illness. I wrote abt what the research really says → l.natashatracy.com/chemical-imb... #bipolarsky #survivingbipolar
Digital graphic of a human head in profile with a glowing brain, overlaid with text reading ‘Bipolar Disorder – Not a Chemical Imbalance in the Brain,’ along with the Instagram handle ‪@natasha-tracy.bsky.social‬ and hashtag #survivingbipolar.
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I stand with teachers.

We need to invest in education and healthcare or our quality of life falls apart.
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Alberta teachers were offered LESS than 3% raise per year for each of the next four years, after only receiving a TOTAL increase of 3.8% in the last six years while inflation was over 20%. The deal they were offered also doesn't deal with a core issue, insane class sizes.
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BISEXUALS win top place as "highest" users of cannabis in Canada, boo ya!!! #bisexualrepresentation #420

Bisexuals with jobs are second only to bisexuals in school. Makes sense to me.

www.canada.ca/en/health-ca...
Canadian Cannabis Survey 2022: Summary - Canada.ca
The aim of the CCS is to obtain detailed information about the habits of people who use cannabis and behaviours relative to cannabis use
www.canada.ca
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There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
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chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️
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Then in the second movie I said "It's the same guy from the first movie" and he says "The sexy one?"

#jeffgoldblum #jurrassicpark
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Kid and I are watching all the Jurassic Park movies from the beginning. In the original, I pointed out that Jeff Goldblum's character is very well known for being sexy, especially the part where he is injured and lying on his side.
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Finished a blanket. I didn't notice the rainbows in the background until I looked at the photo.

Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
White chunky chenille blanket, made by finger knitting, on a bed covered with a quilt, against a backdrop of rainbow light on the floor and the lid of a bin.
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I started giving my kid a fibre supplement twice a day. The fibre supplement is half a keto tortilla cut into chip shapes, warmed up and served with salsa. 10 grams of fibre per "dose". I'm a genius.
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Kpop Demon Hunter toenails! As obsessions go, pretty fun and harmless. I'm enjoying making it my whole thing.
Free foot pic for you. Dark purple toenails with purple glitter. Also have a cool but faded rose bush tattoo. Background is a dark green pillow.
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My anxiety is trying to escape the clonazepam and I forgot to take my sleeping pill until just now. Whee
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hankgreen.bsky.social
As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
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There are fairies living in my rubber plant.
Huge rubber plant in a window with warm white fairy lights. There are also hanging butterfly crystals but you can't see them from this photo.
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I'm so grateful. Finished a long breathwork session by Othership. Feeling grounded, and a lot of emotional release. Feeling a lot of gratitude. I finished and opened my eyes at just the right time and got to see a beautiful bedroom rainbow.
A rainbow of light on a teal bedroom wall that appears grey in this photo. The centre of the rainbow is very bright and vibrant, with lighter rainbow rays of light outward from the centre.
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#bipolar and #anxiety disorders are a real wild trip. I never know what the next hour is going to look like.
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Got some new pants from Cider. Love them. Doing a little fashion show while my entire basement is in disarray from me tearing apart my overflowing linen closet and sorting all my towels and cloths and sheets and pillow cases. Bags and bags to donate. Why did I have ten+ sheet sets for my king bed?
White plus-sized woman in lace crop top and black Palazzo pants in a mirror selfie, with the hint of mess peaking in at the edges Chaotic bedroom with sheet piles everywhere by bed size Donation bags and boxes to organize in a hall by stairs Pure chaos. Donation bags, pile of blankets, pile of broken down cardboard, shelf with random boxes, and empty laundry hamper squashed on the floor
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This is what a hypomanic morning looks like. Full glam makeup at 9 am and mesmerized by my window rainbows.
Outdoor selfie of blonde with straight hair and lots of cleavage. Full purple and gold makeup look Face selfie showing off purple highlighter. Blonde highlights and black top Beautiful large round spiky rainbow of light on kitchen cabinet
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Two tiny toadstools, timidly tanning 'twixt the trees. #fungifriends #fungifriday #mushrooms #excessivealliteration
A closeup of two tiny mushrooms growing out of the bark on a fallen log.
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I have a friend starting a local gun club, 2SLGBT+ focused. It's going to be awesome.
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I think if gun ownership is allowed, then we should make it is a super left thing to do. Make it culturally left. Make it less cool to people on the right when the gun range is full of us.
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I'm being Rumi for Halloween. And probably every opportunity ever. Outfit from "Free" song scene (except full on Hunter/X branded hoodie) and I found a cool purple highlighter that makes awesome patterns.

Ordered the purple hair, using weaving bundles and purple hair wax for my own hair parts.
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These are both derpy
Derpy the tiger in Kpop demon hunters, a blue tiger with extremely derpy eyes Nigersaurus, which is very derpy looking and has a square face and a bajillion teeth