Kallie
@kallieisweird.bsky.social
She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
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Out of all our residents the highland cows are most suited for winter. They have a protected paddock with shield from the wind but on most days they just shrug off the cold and snow! ❄️
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Out of all our residents the highland cows are most suited for winter. They have a protected paddock with shield from the wind but on most days they just shrug off the cold and snow! ❄️
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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🦠What happens when you say you will only protect babies of infected moms, but you are bad at detecting infected moms❓
🚫You miss a lot of babies who needed protection.
This is exactly why in 1991 we went from only vaccinating babies of Hepatitis B positive moms to vaccinating all babies.
🚫You miss a lot of babies who needed protection.
This is exactly why in 1991 we went from only vaccinating babies of Hepatitis B positive moms to vaccinating all babies.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
🦠What happens when you say you will only protect babies of infected moms, but you are bad at detecting infected moms❓
🚫You miss a lot of babies who needed protection.
This is exactly why in 1991 we went from only vaccinating babies of Hepatitis B positive moms to vaccinating all babies.
🚫You miss a lot of babies who needed protection.
This is exactly why in 1991 we went from only vaccinating babies of Hepatitis B positive moms to vaccinating all babies.
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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When accommodations become common, more disabled people are *more able* this is not a reason to stop offering accommodations
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When accommodations become common, more disabled people are *more able* this is not a reason to stop offering accommodations
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who could have predicted a 100% gullibility-based economy might someday be problematic?
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
who could have predicted a 100% gullibility-based economy might someday be problematic?
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I want a law that forces platforms to reveal the country of origin of its users. Threads is just buried in foreign propaganda right now.
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I want a law that forces platforms to reveal the country of origin of its users. Threads is just buried in foreign propaganda right now.
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Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
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Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.
Tiny Christmas tree with a big Christmas skirt on my dining room table. It really needs a popcorn garland and some tiny hand made ornaments!
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tiny Christmas tree with a big Christmas skirt on my dining room table. It really needs a popcorn garland and some tiny hand made ornaments!
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I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
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the therapist is trying to squeeze out all my anxiety like a tube of toothpaste but she’s just doing a big one hand squeeze and not rolling me up from the end
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the therapist is trying to squeeze out all my anxiety like a tube of toothpaste but she’s just doing a big one hand squeeze and not rolling me up from the end
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Disabled people also deserve adventure, fun, and happiness!
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Disabled people also deserve adventure, fun, and happiness!
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Disabled people deserve healthcare.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Disabled people deserve healthcare.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
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Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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the fact that official government social media accounts are rage baiting us and using pop songs so that the pop girlies reply and say “stop using my music, assholes” is something that no dystopian author prepared me for
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the fact that official government social media accounts are rage baiting us and using pop songs so that the pop girlies reply and say “stop using my music, assholes” is something that no dystopian author prepared me for
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So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
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it just makes me think of this comic
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
it just makes me think of this comic
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
If you are Canadian, that thanksgiving food in your fridge is WAY overdue.
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you are Canadian, that thanksgiving food in your fridge is WAY overdue.
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How can Danielle Smith claim to barely know the man at the center of the CorruptCare scandal when she's had dinner at his house, met with him multiple times, and her closest advisors include five members of his family?
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
Danielle Smith claims she doesn't know the man at the centre of the CorruptCare scandal...
YouTube video by Naheed Nenshi
youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How can Danielle Smith claim to barely know the man at the center of the CorruptCare scandal when she's had dinner at his house, met with him multiple times, and her closest advisors include five members of his family?
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
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In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
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I’m a GI nurse. I’m here to tell you we are all the same on the inside
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m a GI nurse. I’m here to tell you we are all the same on the inside
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