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I once fed a man rice cakes in Reno, just to watch him diet.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · Jul 29

The really amazing thing about Costco is that it's SO BIG, and yet here you are, right in my fuckin' way.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that's the part nobody warns you about: how much you will drive yourself crazy trying to figure out if it's just a cold or something that needs medical attention.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

Oof that is brutal

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

See this is what I need, an actual timeline. Not this "Oh yeah, just the first while, a few months" etc etc. Thank you!

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

Don't even sugar coat it, give it to me straight.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

This is the second virus kiddo has brought home in a month.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

How long does it take toddlers to get through that first wave of daycare germs? Asking for a me.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 3d

I am now a person who wins stuff on the radio, like my grandmother.

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 8d

THE MONKEY (2025) from Stephen King's Monkey. To clarify, Stephen King's monkey didn't write this, Stephen King did. Uh, not that Stephen King has an *actual* monkey. He WROTE The Monkey. A novel called "The Monkey." There's a toy monkey in it. A bad one. Who knows, maybe Stephen King had a pet monk

THE MONKEY (2025) is a Stephen King movie about, presumably, a scary haunted toy monkey. I haven't seen the movie, or read the book. Monkeys are unnerving.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 8d

Ew, Tyler.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 8d

Oh that's definitely going on my board!

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 8d

I just imagined Steve Irwin rolling around happily in a pile of crocodiles in heaven and burst into tears.

WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 8d

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 10d

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 12d

This is COERCED politeness

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 12d

Just so we're clear: I'm not letting you turn in front of me to be nice, I'm letting you turn to cause you assumed I would and now you're in my way.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 15d

Dressage, but with moose. #FakeCanuckSports

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 17d

I've drugged everyone in the house except the cat, here's hoping we can all get more than 2 consecutive hours of sleep tonight. 🤒

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 17d

People just searching these keywords to get mad about need to get a liiiiife

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Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 17d

You’re telling me a rubber baby buggied this bumper????

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18d

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

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Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 18d

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Andrew Pickett @andrewctenor.bsky.social · 18d

I don’t often feel bad for a drug company, but you know, this is the second time in history that a deranged person has sabotaged Tylenol sales by making people think that it’s going to poison you