keelin 🧛‍♀️
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Friend of Razzball • Chicago! • She/her Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)
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The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.
The Joe Louis fist statue in Detroit. It’s a black arm with a fist at the end of it.
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razzball.bsky.social
Thinking about the person driving home with that flag after a loss and thinking about how sad that would be lol
Cubs fan with a Wrigley Field North sign surrounded by brewers fans which kinda makes it seem silly too
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
I conflated it with the Addison brown line stop @drewcorb.bsky.social .
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That must be the portal to hell! 😭
keelin12ft.bsky.social
I realized this was going to be extremely random and added the gif for some sort of clarification 😸.

This is what happens when I blow my own mind.
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Psycho refs are so ubiquitous that I never deeply considered what it would be like to watch it w/o knowing what happens.

I’m jealous I’ll never get the complete surprise of the protagonist bate & switch, but the first part of the story is much more rich if you pretend you don’t know what’s coming.
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Thank your for your research. 🙏
keelin12ft.bsky.social
The Trader Joe’s parking lot on Addison is just Tetris with large expensive objects that can cause loss of life and limb.
kenwhite.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
keelin12ft.bsky.social
Chicken and waffles and a sweet tea from Chicago Chicken and Waffles, pls.
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
I thought all reporters had that.
keelin12ft.bsky.social
“…one officer has his beard ripped from his face…”

What in the Wooly Willy.
A cropped screenshot from a legal document showing part of a paragraph and its citation information. The text reads: “The current level of violence directed at immigration officials in Chicago is the highest that a 23-year federal law enforcement veteran has seen and is quickly eclipsing the violence in other cities. A206, A210-211. Federal officers have been physically attacked and seriously injured: one officer had his beard ripped from his face, and others have been hospitalized for injuries like torn ACLs. A175-179, A190.”
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kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
"tarik skubal is a burning candle" is both hornier and more romantic than anything i've ever written
keelin12ft.bsky.social
It’s true. USA national anthem is weak.