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Tyler the Donut King
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Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
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Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.
So much hope, so much beauty. In the end, it is the same as it ever was. #GOMS
Arozarena dinger to start the 8th seems unlikely but would be straight-up fucking hilarious.
The Padres and the Mariners literally play for something called the Vedder Cup.
Hangin’ On For Dear Life time for the ol’ Raintown Nine. #GOMS
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JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What’s wild is that in just about any other circumstance, I would be rooting for the Jays tonight.
LOL.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. walking into SkyDome (don’t ask me to call it by that OTHER name) in an Auston Matthews sweater is . . . certainly a choice, given AM34’s postseason history!

#GOMS
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I need a volume setting on my car that’s “Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus” and it instantly cranks it to 11
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
The splendor of fucking nailing it.
Cal! Bro! What the fuck! Eat that one!
The Mariners needed to ensure Yesavage throws a billion pitches — and they sure made him work in the 3rd before that first-pitch double play by Cal. 🤬 #GOMS
And it did.

Thanks for the charity, Vlad!
That was the worst tag attempt by Guerrero. It may cost the Jays a challenge.
Frankly not even sure what to say about that Broncos victory. Mostly pathetic game. What a comeback to win it, though. Insanity.