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Tyler the Donut King

@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social

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Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · Oct 18

Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 5h

So much hope, so much beauty. In the end, it is the same as it ever was. #GOMS

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 6h

Arozarena dinger to start the 8th seems unlikely but would be straight-up fucking hilarious.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 6h

Woo coulda done that.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 6h

The Padres and the Mariners literally play for something called the Vedder Cup.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 6h

Hangin’ On For Dear Life time for the ol’ Raintown Nine. #GOMS

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 6h

JOHN PAUL CRAWFORD

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 7h

CALEB

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 7h

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 8h

Julio is cool-ee-oh.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 8h

What’s wild is that in just about any other circumstance, I would be rooting for the Jays tonight.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 8h

LOL.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. walking into SkyDome (don’t ask me to call it by that OTHER name) in an Auston Matthews sweater is . . . certainly a choice, given AM34’s postseason history!

#GOMS

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11h

I need a volume setting on my car that’s “Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus” and it instantly cranks it to 11

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 16h

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 18h

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

The splendor of fucking nailing it.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Cal! Bro! What the fuck! Eat that one!

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

The Mariners needed to ensure Yesavage throws a billion pitches — and they sure made him work in the 3rd before that first-pitch double play by Cal. 🤬 #GOMS

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

And it did.

Thanks for the charity, Vlad!

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

That was the worst tag attempt by Guerrero. It may cost the Jays a challenge.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Frankly not even sure what to say about that Broncos victory. Mostly pathetic game. What a comeback to win it, though. Insanity.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

NEVER IN DOUBT

BONCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus fucking Christ.