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Tyler the Donut King

@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social

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Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · Oct 18

Can’t help but notice a bump in followers since Elon’s latest fuck-up and to y’all . . . welcome aboard. Beer’s in the cooler over there. Help yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Love ya.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 59m

The Mariners needed to ensure Yesavage throws a billion pitches — and they sure made him work in the 3rd before that first-pitch double play by Cal. 🤬 #GOMS

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1h

And it did.

Thanks for the charity, Vlad!

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1h

That was the worst tag attempt by Guerrero. It may cost the Jays a challenge.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 2h

Frankly not even sure what to say about that Broncos victory. Mostly pathetic game. What a comeback to win it, though. Insanity.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 2h

NEVER IN DOUBT

BONCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 2h

Jesus fucking Christ.

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 2h

LOLWTFBBQ

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 4h

Denver Broncos Stop Fucking Around Out There Challenge

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 4h

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Paulie in the Act of Existing-Bills Fan Edition (4-2) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 4h

Sponsored by French’s

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 4h

What in the Goddamned hell are those Chargers uniforms about, holy hell.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 4h

What in the Goddamned hell are those Chargers uniforms about, holy hell.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 7h

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11h

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK"

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 22h

I think I’d rather die.

I think I WOULD die.

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22h

It is kind of funny to imagine him actually trying to pilot a plane

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 22h

João? More like JoWOW. #AllForCITY

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 1d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1d

it is at least on brand that an ai trump is also too stupid to operate a mask properly

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely a huge character win tonight for the Blues. Nice way to open the home account.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

POPE PIUS THE FIRST

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Fart #StLBlues

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

SNUG THE NUTS FOR CALDER

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

COBRA KYROU

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

The Blues aren’t trailing at home after one period. So there’s that.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 1d

REMINDER!

Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone wants to join @bluesmay.bsky.social and I at The Post in downtown Maplewood on Saturday to watch the Blues/Stars game (starts at/after 6pm), please do!

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