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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · Mar 27

Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.

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Brian @bside.foo · 44m

Thinking about caterpillar freddy

From a classic called ‘freddy v jason’,
A large caterpillar from the side, setting up a hookah

From the front, the bowl is smoking as he is taking a big draw from the hose he is holding with his lil caterpillar feet. He has a big wrinkly face

At the end of his draw his head is pulling back as if enjoying the hit

Just before exhaling in this shot he has teeth and a wrinkly burned face while holding in cheeks full of smoke and vapor, it looks like he is smiling, one hand is holding onto the hose tip

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17m

We're just living the lost epilogue of Animal Farm where humans are walking on all fours.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 26m

I'm turning 50 soon, and I'm trying to pack as much in as I can before the cutoff.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 28m

Sir?

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 44m

Reminds me of a braille-inclusive "Hot Glass Do Not Touch" warning that I saw affixed directly to the hot glass.

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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 1h

Poison fog

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 51m

Nuh nuh. Nuh nuh. Nuhnuh nuhnuh.

From the above book, Jaws rises from the water to appear far larger than the boat. The text reads "Suddenly, the shark bursts out of the water! It is very, very BIG. The boat suddenly seem very, very small. 'You're gonna need a bigger boat,'" Brody tells Quint.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 59m

I saw a Reddit comment that said "most all young people are adept with computers," and that's probably the best evidence I've seen for cashing out my 401k before it's too late.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1h

Do you smurf your thumb at us, sir?

- Romeo & Juliet

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 3h

Hell is empty and all the smurfs are here.

-The Tempest

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 3h

Stars, hide your fires; let not light smurf my black and deep desires.

- Macbeth

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1h

Kim Thayil just standing there like

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1h

Great presentation that explores new avenues but rather disappointing as it is not very faithful to the film.

A little golden book adapted from the classic children's movie Jaws featuring Funko Pop styled characters. The book is titled "Big Shark Little Boat: A Book of Opposites."

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 3h

I dreamed that Saturn exploded and killed everyone, but we just respawned later. When the Sun did it, we stayed dead, and my favorite part was hearing someone cry "why do I feel like I have to pee?" so I'm making sure I pee before I die irl.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 3h

Stars, hide your fires; let not light smurf my black and deep desires.

- Macbeth

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 4h

Smurf smooched thee ere it besmirched thee.

-Othello

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 8h

When you know your partner all too well.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 12h

Me: *crawls into bed*
My nipples: *John Denver it in half*

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𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔪𝔞𝔴 @acidmaw.bsky.social · 1d

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 13h

How badly did we lose the lemon wars to suffer assorted candies being so heavily lemon-weighted? 😩

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 15h

I'm going back to calling them Sodomites again.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 16h

We put the God on the money,
And the people traded down.
We put the God on the money,
Now the people worship clowns.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

I'm in that "if you're a fan then what's your favorite song" meme shuffling my feet and saying I guess I like all of them.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

a man in a suit and tie is holding a small object in his hand .

Alt: Agent K from MIB requisitioning Agent J his first agency firearm, the Noisy Cricket.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

Just sitting here thinking about how dropping the gold standard and bending the faith antenna toward the dollar Gozered it into the antichrist and, after they crash the economy to kill it, they will resurrect it into compuslory subdermal Fed$Coin implants to really seal in the full prophecy flavor.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 19h

Palpatine: "Strike me down with all your might!"
Luke: 🛋️

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes when I get in the bath I’m like woah this is slippery Mac n cheese

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 20h

I read i"What Happens Eater" and had to stop my brain from considering the plot. 😂