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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · Nov 24

Walt Whitman invented the six word memoir but I beat that old idiot by two with "Dead Baby Shoe Sale"

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 16h

Establishment gonna keep establishing

Axios @axios.com · 1d

Former Presidents Biden and Clinton praised President Trump today for the Gaza peace deal.

Biden, Clinton praise Trump for Gaza peace deal

Biden said he commends Trump and his team, and Clinton said they "deserve great credit."

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

"An anxiety that may have stemmed from the constant barrage of Fox News stories about a giant skeleton nibbling Portland piece by piece"

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn't bet on that, but that's just my two cents

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

No, this is an endorsement: youtu.be/B55BKPs5xZQ?...

Chi Ossé Endorses Zohran Mamdani for Mayor

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

"After we win in November, we do not demobilize. The rich and corporate interests who tried to buy this election with the millions they stole from our pockets will want to see us fail.

We won’t let them." - Chi Ossé

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

As Lao-Tzu said "The journey of a thousand miles starts with one (successful) lottery ticket"

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

I had this same thought a few years ago and decided to reinvent as a wealthy businessman. So far all I have are business cards that say "wealthy businessman" but I think that's a big step.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

These are mostly indigenous communities in Alaska that have been slammed by the storm.

The local manager of a small airline fleet says he is the only one doing evacuations right now!

Defund FEMA and people are abandoned. Defund public media and no-one knows.

FYI, today is Indigenous Peoples Day.

Flooding seen with water up to the crash barriers of local roads

Sheds and debris lie scattered in the storm

A small blue house has been blown onto its roof

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

Who's "funding" cardboard signs with handwritten slogans? The pizza box and Sharpie industry are behind it all.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

It would if this were a monarchy...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

Fix it in post

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Dec 16

Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 9d

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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sq🎃🎃ky from:me @skeet.best · 3d

jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 3d

girl are you chatgpt because your KPIs are crazy

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Shared row data file with GPT5 to analyze, the result KPIs were crazy, so I naively asked, and innocently it responded.
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Did you make up these numbers?
Good catch - I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet,
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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 2d

Stop lying. Cops don't say things like "palaple, dread," or "shaken to my core".

If NYPD had said anything like this it would have been: "Aw geez, Ms Weiss. That nasty ol' palooka, Mr. Mamdani, wantsa be mayor and I ain't haven nuttin to do wid it!"

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 3d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 2d

That movie is good, but STRESSFUL

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 3d

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Eric Andre asking Mel B if Margaret Thatcher had girl power

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 2d

That never turns out to be a lie, just ask his old doctor

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 3d

Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

The Office of Management and Budget sent a notification to Congress about their intent to use research and development funds to pay members of the military, two sources with direct knowledge tell NBC News.

A spokesperson for the OMB confirmed to NBC News that it plans to use the research and development funds and that there are two years' worth of funds available within the Department of Defense.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 3d

Those who can, do; those who cannot use AI and then say they're "disrupting" the system.

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 4d

HE WAS AN ACTIVE REPUBLICAN EXTREMELY PRO-FA

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 3d

Culutually Jewish is when you're Jewish and wear culottes all the time.