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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · Nov 24

Walt Whitman invented the six word memoir but I beat that old idiot by two with "Dead Baby Shoe Sale"

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 5h

If the cops can't memorialize Bernie then how are they going to go to bed every night with their own corruption and violence?

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 5h

I'm keeping my fingers crossed a car hits me before the feds on account of me saying Donald Trump is a racist, pedophilic, swindling con-man who buried his ex wife, and mother of some of his children, in a golf course.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 5h

"You know what's stupid, is people who think they're cooler than art though, who worry about their outfit all day like some of these rock singers" - Kid Rock, clearly talking about himself in that bullshit outfit.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 5h

Hey man, hang in there, heart disease still might kill you. At least in the states it's starting to look like people see how bullshit the fascist takeover is, and how much of the takeover is an "Emperor's New Clothes" situation vs. a national mandate.

From a 46 year old filmmaker.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 5h

I did it and Shaq's AI twin went from trying to get me to buy a used Prius to suicide/murdering my whole family. But the price quote on the Prius did seem about right so...

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t

Email I got from Carvana that says “Shaq’s AI twin wants to talk cars with you!” There’s a picture of Shaq smiling in front of his computer with text that says “Chat with Shaq’s A.I. Twin.”

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 6h

Wait.…. What?!? The charges levied by an old con man white supremacist against a proud black woman who gets shit done are fraudulent?!?!?!!?!

Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 9h

INBOX: National Bar Association President Ashley L. Upkins calls the charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James “unjust and dangerous” and a representation of "the continued weaponization of our nation’s justice system for political gain."

Full statement below:

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 7h

Literally Antifa, as described by Assata Shakur in 1988

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 8h

Antifa must be stopped.

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 15h

This is awesome.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 8h

650% is 550% better than 100%. That's just simple math.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 8h

I feel like, in the case of the Newsmax audience, this 100% works.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 10h

Union rumor is that management is going to move this factory overseas, destroying the local dick sucking culture

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fleezlow.bsky.social @fleezlow.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine knowing who Bari Weiss is and believing that she will hold your answers in "the strictest confidence".

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 14h

CBS News is about to collapse spectacularly

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 16h

Here's the full memo.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 14h

Bet a Qatari Air Force pilot wouldn't think twice about a direct order to bomb US citizens if the order was backed by the president of the US.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 14h

Can't believe we're still in the stage of "Politician said _______, which is obviously untrue. How is it possible they believe this?!" when it is PAINFULLY obvious they don't believe it, and additionally giving them the benefit of doubt is a cover they will use to continue lying.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 15h

How about they fix the broken password recovery system I've lost two days of work for on Facebook before they go 5x faster and 5x more productive?

Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 15h

Meta executives are telling their workers they must use AI to "go 5x faster" and expect a "5x leap in productivity"

www.404media.co/meta-tells-w...

Meta Tells Workers Building Metaverse to Use AI to ‘Go 5x Faster’

Meta says that its coders should be working five times faster and that it expects "a 5x leap in productivity."

www.404media.co

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 15h

DO IT, @chiosse.bsky.social, I'll not only vote for you, I'll overcome my social phobia to go canvas.

Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 2d

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 18h

GOP candidate for NJ Gov complains about suburban “overdevelopment.”

Reality: suburban NJ cities & towns are developing at a very slow pace www.urban.org/urban-wire/w...

In the NYC region, wealthy suburban cities like those in NJ continue to exclude subsidized housing www.urban.org/urban-wire/h...

Housing growth in the NJ suburbs of the New York City region is quite slow.

Wealthy suburbs in the NYC region have very few affordable units.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

"he said before slowly backing into a hedgerow, pushing his way doggedly backwards through the foliage until he disappeared."

Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 1d

This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."

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CollinCountyDems @collincountydems.bsky.social · 1d

This is terrifying!

ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)

This is Trump’s America.

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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god... Oh god no. They're back? I gotta get home to my family.

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn't snag a ticket, did it turn out he was a bad pedophile or a good one?

King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if he'd had AI to help him with the final zinger!

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

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