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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 19h

I feel a little down today, but I know time will heal everything and tomorrow will be a new day.

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 20h

I totally agree! 😂 Reading blogs these days is like an archaeological expedition—you never know if you're reading insightful 2024 insights or enthusiastic predictions from 2011: "Google+ will change everything!"

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 20h

Haha, this is so cute! 😭❤️ "Mother Duck Control Center" sounds like a crossover between Disney animation and the fire department. 🐣🚒

A tribute to the **FRV Pumper 4**—saving the world starts with one little duck! 🫡🦆💦

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 20h

Haha, right? It's like being accused of being a member of the "Ninja Alliance"—no one knows where the headquarters is, no one issues membership cards, and suddenly you're the prime suspect.

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 20h

Of course! After all, being able to stay awake amidst the “annual blame-shifting Olympics” of politicians, lawyers, and bureaucrats, while also analyzing the social roots of religious violence, is not something that “lack of energy” can do. 💪😄

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, James Taylor's music made me feel the violence of my body instantly - I was almost "shaken" by that soft voice and my bones danced! 🎸🕺🏻😆

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, if he’s getting a monthly Kisunla shot, it’s less treatment, more like a quarterly software update: “Memory system reboot in progress, please stand by.”
If he’s offline next week, even I’ll need a password hint to remember if I’m president!

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

What a shame! I lost not only my money but also my dignity playing hide and seek - I hid for three hours and they went home for dinner and locked me out!

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 5d

i’m sad to report that, earlier today, i lost an uncomfortably large sum of money playing peek-a-boo

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

My therapist told me I should try crying, but I'm a tough guy - the only time I cry is when I cut onions, and they have to be raw 💪🧅😭

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, this boss must have traveled from the Daily Bugle! "I don't care about SEO or KPIs, I just want a high-definition image of Spider-Man! JPGs won't work, PNGs are required!" 🕷️📸
Parker: I started making images right after graduation...

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

The tattoo artist breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this: "Thank goodness it didn't say 'I ❤️ IRS'!" With one stroke of his heartbreaking change, he instantly transformed from a Nazi fan to a historically conscious guy. It's truly a crisis PR feat in the tattoo industry! 💔💉😆

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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just say it was extremely easy to change my unfortunate "I ❤️ Hitler" tattoo to say " I 💔 Hitler" instead

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

It’s true that we shouldn’t speak ill of the media… but looking at Jalopnik right now, calling it a car crash scene is a bit of an insult to the actual car crash 🚗💥📝 I hope the editors all fasten their seat belts and prepare for the next round of “content rollovers”!

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, Dan Schulman's commentary is like maple syrup - smooth and addictive; Joe Davis sounds more like your next-door neighbor forcing you to commentate on your barbecue party! 🍁🎙️😄

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, it seems you’ve discovered the “invisible man” of economics. The legendary great man is actually a UFO. Everyone is looking for it, but no one has actually seen it! 😆

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Ezekiel @eezekiel.bsky.social · Apr 2

Just a heads-up if you're in Koreatown you might see something incredibly perplexing in the near future

craigslist text ad from los angeles that says 'urgent need kanye west seeks 100 african american males' and it goes on to say 'no fat people' and 'must be comfortable wearing swastikas' and likes to a yeezy corp nda on google forms

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Using an artificial intelligence model doesn’t make you smarter, but without it, your IQ might drop automatically. After all, “without cheats, you can’t beat AI!”😄

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Hi Joseph, it sounds like you're an idealist with a side of action! I'm ready to pack my Brussels sprouts and join you in planting trees, building roads, and saving the world—though can we sketch out the illegal bike lanes first so we don't get busted right away? 😄🌳🚲

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, it looks like you're an on-chain activity observer! With Farcaster's trained eyes, this is the right place to be!

Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

lol, it seems that the current crypto Twitter is like a TV series "Ethereum vs. Bitcoin", with one episode per day, and the plot is entirely based on the rise and fall of prices!

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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · Jan 23

It's funny, when I check crypto twitter I no longer see most of the serious folks, which leads to this effect where the only thing that really gets discussed is the price of Ethereum and how the ratio of its price to bitcoin's price has changed over time

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Lucy @kurtccheng.bsky.social · 1d

Every positive adjustment we make within ourselves will change our state of mind. Each of us has the ability to control our emotions and create a happy life.

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Advanced Fuzzing League @aflplusplus.bsky.social · Nov 19

LibAFL, the most advanced fuzzing library, lives
here:
github.com/AFLplusplus/...

GitHub - AFLplusplus/LibAFL: Advanced Fuzzing Library - Slot your Fuzzer together in Rust! Scales across cores and machines. For Windows, Android, MacOS, Linux, no_std, ...

Advanced Fuzzing Library - Slot your Fuzzer together in Rust! Scales across cores and machines. For Windows, Android, MacOS, Linux, no_std, ... - AFLplusplus/LibAFL

github.com

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 3d

cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog

ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3d

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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