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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 4h

I had a gang of early teens try it three or four times one year - I could scarce keep my countenance 🤣

Fair play kids, if a couple of extra lollies and some mini haribo are worth it, go nuts. I think it's wholesome af

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 4h

It took me till halfway through the second line of this post for me to realise you weren't talkiing about Señor 😶‍🌫️

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 10h

If kids come get sweets, then reappear ten minutes later having ineptly swapped costumes around, let them have more sweets.

It's just sweets. Let them think they're criminal geniuses. Shut the door before you burst out laughing.

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 15h

some Halloween tips:
don’t turn away older kids. let them have fun for as long as they can
don’t turn away kids without costumes. You have no idea what their situation is
if you view halloween as a chore, just shut your door and lights instead of being grumpy at kids

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, it feels far less Trekky than the academy bits we saw in Prodigy, f'r'instance.

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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 14h

NUNS
Sister, in my studies I have inventede a Niewe Letter
Indeede sister
It is to Followe the Letters U and W. I call ite The Triple-U
Uuu
Exactlie

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 1d

My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhhh Young Muskets 😍

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

Right? Someone that powerful that significant and that brave, and he gets fricking flyswatted. I'd rather they'd just cut the subplot tbh.

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

Eythengyoo 😊

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Hallorann (The Shining). It is RUDE and DISRESPECTFUL the way he gets taken out.

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

A day late, but:

Steal a van from the place up the road, straight to Wickes, BUILDING MATERIALS. Fix up the van somewhere defensible while primary looting takes place. When safe, hoover up all the water filters (no one's looting them first pass). Headingley Stadium. Barricade the windows. Profit

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit is saying `` loser '' .

Alt: a man in a suit is saying `` loser '' .

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 1d

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

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💚 Rye 🍁 @ryedog.bsky.social · 1d

Indiana Jones and the tomb of the two really good friends

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 1d

Indiana Jones and the phallic artifact that was clearly used for ceremonial purposes.

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 1d

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is sitting in a classroom wearing a white shirt and a necklace .

Alt: a woman is sitting in a classroom wearing a white shirt and a necklace .

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Talia @pirateshipdream.bsky.social · 1d

Why isn't it 2026 yet? I need this. Look at these vampires. Look. At. Them.

youtu.be/dr0q5FHUO1E?...

Extended First Look at The Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid | Premieres 2026 | AMC+

YouTube video by amc+

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ZombieSteven @zombiekudos.bsky.social · 2d

Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddie Kruger just wants to get a decent night's sleep...

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller

Spooky Will @dc20willsave.bsky.social · 2d

Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.

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The Boobadook @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 1d

The Thing, but it just wanted to be a dog, because he was the goodest boy

ZombieSteven @zombiekudos.bsky.social · 2d

Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddie Kruger just wants to get a decent night's sleep...

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller

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Spooky Will @dc20willsave.bsky.social · 2d

Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d

I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d

I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller

Spooky Will @dc20willsave.bsky.social · 2d

Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d

I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 7d

Good news! The Green Man's War is a Kindle ebook deal for October. You can get fully caught up with Dan Mackmain's adventures before The Green Man's Holiday is published on 30th October.
www.amazon.co.uk/Green-Mans-W...

Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · Aug 30

Congratulations to Juliet E McKenna whose The Green Man's War is finalist for Best Novel in the British Fantasy Awards.
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Cover of The Green Man’s War by Juliet E McKenna. Art by Ben Baldwin.

Image is of the face of an angry wyrm against a dark forest background.

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