jj
@lajellybean.bsky.social
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Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover. jj of all trades, master of the universe. Frivolous and opinionated. She/her
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ryedog.bsky.social
Indiana Jones and the tomb of the two really good friends
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flahthetoaster.bsky.social
Indiana Jones and the phallic artifact that was clearly used for ceremonial purposes.
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zombiekudos.bsky.social
Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddie Kruger just wants to get a decent night's sleep...
lajellybean.bsky.social
The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller
dc20willsave.bsky.social
Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.
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bookiesnacksize.bsky.social
The Thing, but it just wanted to be a dog, because he was the goodest boy
zombiekudos.bsky.social
Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddie Kruger just wants to get a decent night's sleep...
lajellybean.bsky.social
The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller
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dc20willsave.bsky.social
Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.
lajellybean.bsky.social
The Shining but Jack Torrance channels his big feelings into writing a bestseller
dc20willsave.bsky.social
Scream but Ghostface keeps forgetting to turn the voice changer on so, suddenly, they have to make awkward small talk instead of killing their friends.
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
I Know What You Did Last Summer but the Fisherman is really incompetent and every time he tries to revenge murder the kids they just kill him again.
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trickykat.bsky.social
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
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julietemckenna.bsky.social
Good news! The Green Man's War is a Kindle ebook deal for October. You can get fully caught up with Dan Mackmain's adventures before The Green Man's Holiday is published on 30th October.
www.amazon.co.uk/Green-Mans-W...
wtpress.bsky.social
Congratulations to Juliet E McKenna whose The Green Man's War is finalist for Best Novel in the British Fantasy Awards.
wizardstowerpress.co...
Cover of The Green Man’s War by Juliet E McKenna. Art by Ben Baldwin.

Image is of the face of an angry wyrm against a dark forest background.
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jolantru.bsky.social
Sometimes, as acquiring/commissioning editor, my only wish for people who want to submit to the venue:

Read the magazine/journal/lit mag you are submitting.

Get a feel/tone of it. Otherwise, you will be sending something that doesn't really fit their vibe.

#writingcommunity #protip
lajellybean.bsky.social
The dude in the record shop where I spent half my teens (RIP Langland Records 🫗) used to give us the odd bit of promo stuff. One day he said, "I've got a load of Babylon Zoo posters, do you want some?" We sort of politely grimaced and said no thanks. He sighed and said, "yeah, no one does..."
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hallierubenhold.bsky.social
Absolutely love this post. Another example why we need to study history from the bottom up, not necessarily top down.
lajellybean.bsky.social
It really is that bad, dude. It's a dreary dirge.
lajellybean.bsky.social
Always and forever: going looking for the murderer. There was a Rob Newman bit about it in the *90s* It's not Hide & Seek, they're not gonna say "fair cop, you found me!"

If you hear a creepy noise, STAY THE FUCK PUT.

If it starts getting closer, GTFO

Do not go looking for the murderer.
lajellybean.bsky.social
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck them
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mollinko.bsky.social
Guess what’s finally happening!!!!!!!
Ink chibi drawings of all the main Star Trek deep space 9 cast
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
lajellybean.bsky.social
I absolutely love this terrible film
lajellybean.bsky.social
Are you in Leeds?

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Leeds Libraries Survey
Please take the time to complete our survey. Your feedback is important.
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
On that note:

Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.

Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.

Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"

So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
pairofclaws.bsky.social
Looking for a supernatural queer read?

🏳️‍🌈 F/F friends to lovers
💀 Evil cult serving a fallen god
🦅 Weird birds
👼 Queers with wings and claws
🌲 Cursed forest
🌎 Lesbians vs god for the fate of reality

Ghost Flower by Jessica Conwell
Available here:

a.co/d/bufFU4f
lajellybean.bsky.social
If there isn't, can we call it "A Clovis" in honour of Sleepwalkers (1992), which mistakenly believes it's about Madchen Amick being targeted by immortal, incestuous soul...vampire...cat...things. but is actually about how a cat called Clovis becomes sheriff of a small town?