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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 11m

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 21m

need a pet psychic to tell gary to keep his claws in when we're playing

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 1h

time to lock in. time for Tasks

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 19h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 1h

thank you!! I hope a bunch of other people also tried to 'educate' them

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 1h

thank you! I could not believe they were up with their graphic posters and misinformation on a busy main street in the UK

Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 12h

✍️

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13h

Playing beastie boys on my phone to give me strength before rushing the active shooter but my pods disconnect and give away my location immediately

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

Imagine if I really were a talking British shorthair cat. Imagine the power I’d wield

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

Goodnight

Grey cat with greenish yellow eyes looking at a laptop screen

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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 21h

Conducting important research

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

“ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Larry bird (my dad)

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

There. It sucks but at least I’m playing the game

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

I can never think of a spooky display name

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

i'm so petty they will end up paying me if they do put something up and refuse to take it down

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 13h

i failed to spot that they had bodycams on and can see they've posted footage of opponents before on social media, so i've already lined a lawyer friend up to write me a letter in case they try it with footage of me

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

the woman i talked to thinks most birth control should be illegal, of course. please crawl back up jd vance's asshole and leave the rest of us alone if it makes you feel so secure to be under patriarchal control

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

i grew up marinating in the lies and manipulation techniques of the US movement and i hate to see it coming here

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

some anti abortion freaks were out in oxford today. i kept em busy for a little bit. fuck off with this american nonsense

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

too scary

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

if i do one it's gonna be about the paranormal probably, so if you want to talk about that, definitely

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 14h

tbh i think i would be good on a podcast. extemporaneously bullshitting is one my specialities

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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 14h

im straight up adopting a dogmatic approach to AI but i dont really care, i really think it is that important. the internet is gonna be completely unusable if we dont let everyone who posts AI know that they are fucking lame and corny

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Biodiversity Bot @biodiversitybot.bsky.social · 15h

Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse (Reithrodontomys raviventris)

Family Cricetidae
Range: Nearctic (North America)
IUCN status: Endangered

ML633132564 - Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse - Macaulay Library

macaulaylibrary.org

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