Mystery Ape
@lasers.bsky.social
Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.
I enjoy chatting with online friends
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I enjoy chatting with online friends
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There should be an app for making friends with big fluffy dogs
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
There should be an app for making friends with big fluffy dogs
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There's a beautiful seal basking in the glimmer of the north star
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Remembering the time a bunch of “if you’re not posting online about shooting cops you’re part of the problem” 12 year old gun leftists on here got mad at me for a reply to a mutual that they somehow found. They will show up in MN anytime and deal with the situation I’m sure
January 25, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Remembering the time a bunch of “if you’re not posting online about shooting cops you’re part of the problem” 12 year old gun leftists on here got mad at me for a reply to a mutual that they somehow found. They will show up in MN anytime and deal with the situation I’m sure
It’s hard to trust anyone who seems like they want to become friends because most people have one agenda with me and it isn’t that. It is what it is I guess
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It’s hard to trust anyone who seems like they want to become friends because most people have one agenda with me and it isn’t that. It is what it is I guess
Laying mash sometimes looked low key kind of tasty tbh
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Laying mash sometimes looked low key kind of tasty tbh
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It has been quite a week! We all need a timeline cleanse.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
An Egyptian relief plaque with a face of an #owl 🦉.
The owl hieroglyph represents the sound m.
Late Period–Ptolemaic Period. From Egypt, 400–30 BC.
📷 Metropolitan Museum
Have a great weekend, everyone!
An Egyptian relief plaque with a face of an #owl 🦉.
The owl hieroglyph represents the sound m.
Late Period–Ptolemaic Period. From Egypt, 400–30 BC.
📷 Metropolitan Museum
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
It has been quite a week! We all need a timeline cleanse.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
An Egyptian relief plaque with a face of an #owl 🦉.
The owl hieroglyph represents the sound m.
Late Period–Ptolemaic Period. From Egypt, 400–30 BC.
📷 Metropolitan Museum
Have a great weekend, everyone!
An Egyptian relief plaque with a face of an #owl 🦉.
The owl hieroglyph represents the sound m.
Late Period–Ptolemaic Period. From Egypt, 400–30 BC.
📷 Metropolitan Museum
Found a shop full of absolute bangers www.neurozion.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Found a shop full of absolute bangers www.neurozion.com
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remember when a group of armed right wing militia members had a month-long standoff with federal agents in 2016 and then they were all acquitted? haha that was so crazy. anyway what were you saying about being armed and "obstructing federal agents"?
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
remember when a group of armed right wing militia members had a month-long standoff with federal agents in 2016 and then they were all acquitted? haha that was so crazy. anyway what were you saying about being armed and "obstructing federal agents"?
This is the end result of spiritual gangrene
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is the end result of spiritual gangrene
Could have been out dancing tonight but instead I’m sitting on the couch accomplishing fuck all and also feeling bad. And I’m getting ill as usual 👍
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Could have been out dancing tonight but instead I’m sitting on the couch accomplishing fuck all and also feeling bad. And I’m getting ill as usual 👍
At least there is a small one on deer cam
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
At least there is a small one on deer cam
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Indistinguishable from the IDF
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Indistinguishable from the IDF
I bet Nuremberg is nice to visit but Piazzale Loreto even nicer
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I bet Nuremberg is nice to visit but Piazzale Loreto even nicer
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It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
I want to go into the plane inside the building, how do I go into the plane inside the building
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I want to go into the plane inside the building, how do I go into the plane inside the building
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Cinnamon Becard (Pachyramphus cinnamomeus)
Family Tityridae (Tityras, Becards, and Allies)
IUCN status: Least Concern
Family Tityridae (Tityras, Becards, and Allies)
IUCN status: Least Concern
ML648209736 - Cinnamon Becard - Macaulay Library
© Jeff Hapeman; Antioquia, Colombia; 16 Dec 2025
macaulaylibrary.org
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Cinnamon Becard (Pachyramphus cinnamomeus)
Family Tityridae (Tityras, Becards, and Allies)
IUCN status: Least Concern
Family Tityridae (Tityras, Becards, and Allies)
IUCN status: Least Concern
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Soooooo sleepy
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Soooooo sleepy
I’ve become a nails person. I never thought it would happen to me
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’ve become a nails person. I never thought it would happen to me
My Little Pony: Benadryl is Magic
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My Little Pony: Benadryl is Magic