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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town

@lchupacabra.bsky.social

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Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · Oct 17

Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 4h

homer simpson stands in front of a sign that says aphonics

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 9h

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 11h

Gonna cop a set of these for home repair
ride.lezyne.com/products/tub...

TUBELESS PRO PLUGS

Fix punctures fast with the Lezyne Tubeless Pro Plugs â€” reliable bike tire plug solution for tubeless tires. Includes multiple plug sizes for a perfect fit.

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 11h

Might grab a set of those

L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 12h

I was just thinking about buying a dynaplug setup, spare plugs, more sealant, rubber cement and and and

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 12h

"Outside is free*"

*except for all the gear you need to buy in $60-$100 increments

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 12h

I mean, have any of these parents read or been told what measles does?

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

YAY! More money to spend!!

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Shoe goo was on my mind too

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15h

Government workers 👇🏾

Lunch is on the house:

Being in the heart of downtown DC, we love that so many of our Federal employees stop by during lunch for a Donburi at China Chilcano or a Fútbol Club at Jaleo. And just because the government is shut down doesn't mean you have to miss out on your favorite lunch spot- because this time, its on us!
Join us for lunch from 11:30 AM to 3:00 PM at any of our participating restaurants and enjoy a free lunch item when you present your government ID-you heard that right! Dine in with us Monday through Friday and choose your favorite: a sandwich at Jaleo, a donburi at China Chilcano, a wrap or pita at Zaytinya, or a torta at Oyamel.
We've always believed in serving our community with open arms and good food-no shutdown can stop that.

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

I'll ride some dirt this weekend and see how it feels. Thanks

L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Right on. Thank you

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Not a huge hole but I'm leas than confident in it as a long term fix

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Tire's relatively new and I don't want to have to replace it until it's burned out

L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Also clean the inside well how? Soap + water? Rubbing alcohol? Other cleaning product?

L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Would super glue be ok instead of mastik? Not a huge hole but the plug doesn't fill me with a ton of confidence for a long-term solution.

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Either/or. Need to know if I can boot a tubeless tire. If I can, are Park Tool boots usable?

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 13h

Any old school tubeless heads out there?
cc @tzed250.bsky.social

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/

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Ben Hart, Gender Archivist @pavlovforgoths.com · 1d

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

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Hester Pangs @hesterpangs.bsky.social · 19h

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matthew @pahuski.com · 22h

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 21h

WHY IS THERE NO BIKE LANE COMING OUT OF THE TERRIFYING GARAGE

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 21h

Chef Boyardee. Seriously. Look him up.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 21h

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 21h

Only an Italian would understand that