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Leyton Jay

@leytonjay.bsky.social

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42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻 Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 10m

Dickhead eats 3kg of coca bottle sweets in 3 days and it almost kills him.

Has mainstream news become so depressing now that stories that should never have left the r/idiots subreddit makes it onto the BBC and into my news feed?

The answer is yes.

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14h

No wonder the North Koreans are cheering if they're going to share in the world's biggest Colin the Caterpillar cake.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 10h

Everyone's entitled to an opinion but I'm disappointed with many reactions to #StarTrek Starfleet Academy.

Older fans shitting on a show not aimed at them that they haven't seen should have a word with themselves.

Young people are allowed a hopeful vision of the future. Star Trek is for everyone.

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Rhonda Henry @rhonda234567.bsky.social · 19h

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 11h

Me too. I need some fucking hope in my life right now.🖖🏻

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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 12h

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 14h

I knew a girl once who boasted that she got off with him backstage at a gig in Redhill when she was only 16.

No one believed her… until they did and then by then it was nothing to brag about.

Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 16h

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison www.bbc.com/news/article...

Lost Prophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison

Ian Watkins was serving a 35-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 14h

I made scallops tonight and as always I had to open the dishwasher halfway thru to add stuff I'd forgotten to load in.

We eat so much fish that it often smells like moules marinière when I open it.

I'm gonna start calling it the Fishwasher.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 16h

I recently added the words Tr*mp, M*sk and F*rage to my list of blocked words and my quality of life improved instantly.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 16h

The fake sound of progress…

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack

Ian Watkins was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19h

Raktajino is supposed to be pretty strong anyway, but imagine a Rakta-Nero! Imagine a Klingon Greggs, with sausage rolls that wriggle as you eat them.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 21h

This bloke spent two years making an 8ft wide, 75,000 piece Lego Deep Space Nine. But the upper and lower pylons don't have docking clamps and the crossover bridges don't line up with the outer docking ring—what a fucking load of shit!

Turn it off Mum, I don't want to look at it.

Huge LEGO Star Trek Deep Space Nine | Brickworld Chicago 2019

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

Saturday is treat day

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait for the AI bubble to burst, I'll bring popcorn 🍿

I hope people have to live in shared accommodation in slums like the struggling artists they're trying to put out of work. Sadly the billionaires running the show will barely feel it, but at least some parasites will be impacted.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

For the foreseeable, I don't care what any of them think about anything.

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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 1d

I love this image.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

Yes quite sad. Sorry I do have that effect on things sometimes 🤪🫤

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I think it means old eps will be on their streaming platform.

I hear Mr Charles is in the grips of alcohol and substance abuse, while Mr Barrie is very unwell but is also lost in right-wing conspiracy theories.

Allegedly, he can't stop saying stuff that's a knat's chuff away from antisemitism 🫤

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall .

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

You can't smell a photo—yet you can tell from looking at photos of Javier Milei that his hair stinks of cigarettes.

I don't know how I know that, but I do.