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Lifeontiptoes

@lifeontiptoes.bsky.social

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Books. Nerds. Astromechs. Dungeons. Dragons. WoW Shaman. Beer. Witch. Bow ties are cool. Has a bad feeling about this. She/her. Pittsburgh.

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sarahhojomojo.bsky.social @sarahhojomojo.bsky.social · 16h

The best show, Keith crying at the weight of a teapot will give you the strength to keep going

Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 1d

If you need comfort viewing/a break from everything, will note Great Canadian Baking Show free on Roku & Great Pottery Throw Down on HBOMax (2 seasons there, the rest are... shall we say, findable elsewhere). Spoke my truth on greatness of the GPTD a while back www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...

The Great Pottery Throw Down Is a Balm for a Weary Age

The TV cousin of The Great British Baking Show returns to HBO Max for a fifth season of delightful catharsis

www.vanityfair.com

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 15h

How about stfu?

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 17h

'FEMALE: Only to be used when speaking of animals. Unlike in the human species, female animals are less beautiful than males. Ex.: pheasant, rooster, lion, etc.'

- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionary of Received Ideas, 1870s

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 22h

Did you know that it's bad luck not to eat some Halloween candy before Trick or Treat? [crumples up several candy wrappers]
It's true. I just made it up, but it's true

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 1d

🙈🙈🙈

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 1d

If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):

An image of a passage from the Return of the King, in which Robin the Hobbit Shirriff explains that 'the Chief' (Saruman) has coopted the shirriffs and uses them to lock up or beat people who protest is tyranny - and he always wants more shirriffs, "with all these new rules."

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I liked all your Skeets @thebestsmart.bsky.social

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 1d

I just... Like... Don't ever work at a primary care

Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 1d

BITCH

Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 1d

CEREAL AND BEER FOR DINNER

Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning to all except the smoke alarm which started chirping at 5 am

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A.🌻 @alexxaye.bsky.social · 2d

I love Rebecca DOWN. Known as Dollar Tree Dinners.

Her “Meal in a Bag” is meant to provide ppl with a complete meal that is $8 or less, is shelf stable, & can be made without access to a full kitchen. I love this as a direct aid option. Good for neighbors & elders who can’t/wont go to a pantry.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 2d

Getting word that Uncle Sam isn’t America’s real uncle

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 3d

This is Hemlock. He chews in fast forward. 12/10 (TT: tooba.and.the.spots)

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 2d

No good Shelob GIFS on this app

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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 2d

When cats are confused by or upset about something, they just smack the shit out of whatever it is that's frustrating them and I think that's beautiful.

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A Cabin In The Woods @woodo.bsky.social · 2d

Moleman; I need the biggest metaphor you have...

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 2d

The Tanner girls did NOT call him "Uncle Joey". Get a grip.

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Liz Szabo @lizszabo.bsky.social · 4d

Brent’s only risk factor for severe flu was that he hadn’t received a flu shot. His parents reminded Brent, 29, to get his flu shot a couple of weeks before his passing. Brent “said he had it on to-do list, but he just never got around to it.”

www.nbcnews.com/health/cold-...

Man, 29, with brown hair and brown eyes in a blue Oxford shirt

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 2d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 2d

Go Pens

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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 2d

MEET THE ADVENTURERS OF ARAMÁN 4️⃣ ✨

Catch up with our new cast of characters in this overview of #CriticalRole Campaign 4's Overture episodes, available now on YouTube! 🧚

WATCH NOW ⬇️
https://youtu.be/hdLPwuKMlIY

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Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 3d

DI Joe Ashworth is back and I could not be happier!! #vera

Lifeontiptoes @lifeontiptoes.bsky.social · 3d

I just have to say @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign 4 is seriously stellar so far. Incredible stuff. #criticalrole