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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman)

@drspacejunk.bsky.social

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Space archaeologist | Vice-chair, Global Expert Group for Sustainable Lunar Activity | Explorers Club 50, 2024 | Author, Dr Space Junk vs the Universe. https://mitpress.mit.edu/9780262539654/dr-space-junk-vs-the-universe/

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 56m

Thank you!

Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 1h

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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 30% tariff on electric countertop hot dog rollers, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 75% tariff on dietary supplements and battery-powered self-stirring mugs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

To support our patriotic American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 40% tariff on steak branding irons and synthetic oil change kits, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 65% tariff on calligraphy sets. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

It was a pleasure to talk with you!

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K.E.M Lindblom @eggstronomer.bsky.social · 11h

In this issue I interview the one and only @drspacejunk.bsky.social and together we go through the existing space laws. Watch out, stupid space billionaires, we’re on to you!

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

Yummmmmm

Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

This looks like a splendid kaleidoscope but I'm never going to do it!

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

No way that's going to happen!

Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

Not that much! (Those look fancy)

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 6h

Oh thank you! It's OK, a couple of big stores here have them. Probably not great quality either but they'll do!

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 16h

Do they still make kaleidoscopes? I want a kaleidoscope.

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 16h

I love them.

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 16h

You'll find me in the latest issue of History Today too!

History Today @historytoday.com · 1d

To find out what else is in the latest History Today and where to buy it, head to www.historytoday.com/magazine

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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 19h

To defend our strong American industry, we will be imposing a 35% tariff on cat scratch posts and geiger counter radiation detectors, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 100% tariff on water testing strips for pools and absinthe spoons. Thank you for your attention to this matter.