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Call me Kes

@likethehotsauce.bsky.social

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i write; it’s like drawing blood from stone. but it builds my character. read my fanfic @ ao3: likethehotsauce i like cuss words and animation. currently, expertly slowly learning Te Reo Māori. drop a line. tumblr: @the-left-handofgender @likethehotsauce

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · Oct 1

“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter One now available: tinyurl.com/2skprc47

Viago and Anton contemplate mortality, the past, and the future. Each has a confession burning in his throat; but to divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.

title card for a fanfic. background image is an extreme close up of an ink drawing that has been heavily altered with a screen printing filter and faded rainbow filter. the drawing shows a person biting their thumb with a despondent, pensive expression. text overlay reads: hideous risk, a vianton fanfic, mature

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1h

twisted my ankle running to repost this!

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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 2h

Baby's first fanzine contribution! This was painted for the Deep Space Halloween Zine, and I have no clue where this idea came from, but it's now canon to me that this happened at some point. Check out the zine, it's super cool!

deep-space-halloween.itch.io/deep-space-h...

#ds9 #startrek #quodo

Watercolour illustration of Quark and Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine dressed as Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street. Quark is smiling and wearing Ernie's sweater with horizontal stripes in red, yellow, blue and white, and Odo looks grumpy in Bert's turtleneck with vertical stripes in blue, orange, and green. They are holding hands.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1h

hold fast, mate! 🫂

Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 4h

just showed my kid this banger. maybe it’ll bring you a smile :)

youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM?...

"BUSHES OF LOVE" -- Extended Lyric Video

YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading

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scrib scribes ✍🏼🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @scribophile.bsky.social · 15h

a screenshot from sherlockig on tumblr of stede bonnet from our flag means death s2e1 standing on a beach facing away from the camera, looking down at a bottle in his hands. a white speech bubble with a black border is edited at the bottom.

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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 19h

i come here to share stuff i like and think is cool, not to shit all over things i think are lame or awful. the whole rest of the internet is full of places where you can do that

Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 21h

Bluesky is now testing dislikes. If you see a post you dislike you're in the beta techcrunch.com/2025/10/31/b...

Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch

Bluesky is looking to a new signal — "dislikes" — to personalize users' feeds.

techcrunch.com

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

felt like Columbo, might delete later

photograph of user in a Lieutenant Columbo costume with a stuffed basset hound toy and a fake cigarillo

Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

so pretty!!

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Damn Good Marmalade @damngoodmarmalade.bsky.social · 21h

On this day of all days, I ask

WE’RE WOLVES WHEN

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 1d

He and Ed have so much six, it becomes seven.

(Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)

Ed’s Rose Tattoo @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social · 1d

Stede after finally having sex with a man

Gus @goldisacks
New Zealanders losing their virginity:

No one told me that SIX was this good omg

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TabbyStardust 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tabbystardust.bsky.social · 1d

OFMD Kinktober Day 30 / Aftercare

Ed and Stede cuddling after some kinky sex 🥰

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73399736

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw

Ed and Stede are spooning in bed and appear to be sleeping. They are naked except Stede is wearing stockings with pink ribbons. There's a coil of rope and a plate with fruits and crackers next to them on the bed. Stede has rope marks on his wrists. Ed's other arm is wrapped around Stede's chest, and the other is gently rubbing Stede's wrist.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

truly an icon

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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️is a witch... and this is my cat @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 1d

Stede wearing glasses briefly in the pilot and then removing them, only for them never to be seen again, indicates that he is the protagonist of a romantic comedy in the style of Never Been Kissed (1999) and The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Stede standing at the capstan wearing his cunty little glasses in 1x1

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

those leaves are so lovely!

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

family Pokémon costumes got me! 😭

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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween! little sketch from @artofabee.bsky.social celebrating Alex's first Halloween and Viago dressing up as "the little pokemon boy" (Yes Anton is Misty lol)

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 2d

Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:

www.404media.co/libraries-sc...

Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down

Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.

www.404media.co

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

he’s like a mary sue villain. he’s everything the show needs him to be to exploit the audience the most when the writers want big reactions.

as a viewer i feel insulted.

Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

hazbin hotel season two spoiler (i guess)

was anyone else gagged to see them play a montage of Valentino’s physical abuse of Angel Dust as a joke?

why is the show trying to paint val both a vicious abuser and a quirky comic relief? what are we doing here?

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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 1d

rhys remembered his youtube password! 🤩

youtu.be/HRyxpD20INM?...

The first six minutes of my show in Portland, October 2025

YouTube video by Rhys Darby

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

Gambit is pretty damn cool!

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BabyKraken 🎤🦑🌅 WeeCon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @babykraken.bsky.social · 1d

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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 1d

SO DAPPER

Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 2d

I bought a bottle of Werewolf Blood (I swear it’s just the name of the ink colour) ages ago without a project in mind, and then this werewolf and vampire bat couple came to me in their best lio outfits looking for a pair of portraits painted, and I knew I had just the colour to do it.

#cuteart

Portrait of the vampire bat. He has a tuft of dark fluff atop his lil head, and he is wearing a sleeveless formal jacket and waistcoat with a smart bow tie. He has a happy expression and is showing off his wings.

Portrait of the werewolf. He has slightly messy light coloured fur and is wearing a shirt and jacket with a little bow tie. The sleeves of his jacket have been ripped because it is hard to get dressed with wolf claws.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 2d

do both come from a starter? like… a little bit of the old in each successor?

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 2d

how i feel towards most things these days

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