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thank god i'm a gay little freak or i'd be cooked rn
the shame from this hasn't really hit yet but i feel like most ppl would not really react as calmly as i have to trying to process this information, and i wouldn't say i've exactly been calm
ugh my stomach hurts thinking about this all the time
the shame from this hasn't really hit yet but i feel like most ppl would not really react as calmly as i have to trying to process this information, and i wouldn't say i've exactly been calm
ugh my stomach hurts thinking about this all the time
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February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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I was finally well enough to visit friends today, who had a gathering to watch the movie Hundreds of Beavers. Every time I saw the poster before this, I couldn't figure out what it was about or how old it was. I can say I so did not know what to expect, in the best way. Wrote about it on Letterboxd.
A ★★★★★ review of Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
I had seen the poster for this movie float around time and again, and I couldn't quite tell what kind of a movie it was, or even how old it was. The poster was giving off vibes like an '80s comedy fli...
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February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I was finally well enough to visit friends today, who had a gathering to watch the movie Hundreds of Beavers. Every time I saw the poster before this, I couldn't figure out what it was about or how old it was. I can say I so did not know what to expect, in the best way. Wrote about it on Letterboxd.
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i just kinda tossed my dolls onto the table earlier but i like how they ended up looking like ed is telling cj a secret
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
i just kinda tossed my dolls onto the table earlier but i like how they ended up looking like ed is telling cj a secret
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Our Flag Means Death.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Our Flag Means Death.
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ESPECIALLY during times like this. When ever thing is going to shit. And you are full of frustration and rage...
There's an outlet. It's safe. The rules and equipment are there to make sure everyone goes home uninjured. You challenge yourself.
Whatever your chosen form, go fight someone.
There's an outlet. It's safe. The rules and equipment are there to make sure everyone goes home uninjured. You challenge yourself.
Whatever your chosen form, go fight someone.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
ESPECIALLY during times like this. When ever thing is going to shit. And you are full of frustration and rage...
There's an outlet. It's safe. The rules and equipment are there to make sure everyone goes home uninjured. You challenge yourself.
Whatever your chosen form, go fight someone.
There's an outlet. It's safe. The rules and equipment are there to make sure everyone goes home uninjured. You challenge yourself.
Whatever your chosen form, go fight someone.
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I am a huge advocate of combat sports. Get out there. Fight someone.
It is a physical and mental workout beyond compare. Stress relief. Self care. Consensual violence is a beautiful thing.
It is a physical and mental workout beyond compare. Stress relief. Self care. Consensual violence is a beautiful thing.
it's why I'm so big on (consensual) violence
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I am a huge advocate of combat sports. Get out there. Fight someone.
It is a physical and mental workout beyond compare. Stress relief. Self care. Consensual violence is a beautiful thing.
It is a physical and mental workout beyond compare. Stress relief. Self care. Consensual violence is a beautiful thing.
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Yep. From the when the ref says Fight until when the bout is called, you are the person on earth I most want to knock down.
But when the bout is over? My best fucking friend.
It's a very earthy, delightful, expression of being alive.
But when the bout is over? My best fucking friend.
It's a very earthy, delightful, expression of being alive.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Yep. From the when the ref says Fight until when the bout is called, you are the person on earth I most want to knock down.
But when the bout is over? My best fucking friend.
It's a very earthy, delightful, expression of being alive.
But when the bout is over? My best fucking friend.
It's a very earthy, delightful, expression of being alive.
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it's why I'm so big on (consensual) violence
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 AM
it's why I'm so big on (consensual) violence
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
we're both there because we wanna be, and we've taken safety measures to make sure we can do it again
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If you haven't already, February would be a fantastic time to read up on George Herriman, creator of Krazy Kat, one of the most famous and influential early comic strips, and lauded by the likes of Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes).
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
Invisibly Black: A Life of George Herriman, Creator of ‘Krazy Kat’ (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If you haven't already, February would be a fantastic time to read up on George Herriman, creator of Krazy Kat, one of the most famous and influential early comic strips, and lauded by the likes of Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes).
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
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When I say "nostalgia is a terminal illness. Kill it." I don't mean "never enjoy happy memories", but that if you don't stop yourself, you will withdraw from the world, become despondent & insular, find happiness only in consumption, & refuse to believe better futures are at all possible.
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
When I say "nostalgia is a terminal illness. Kill it." I don't mean "never enjoy happy memories", but that if you don't stop yourself, you will withdraw from the world, become despondent & insular, find happiness only in consumption, & refuse to believe better futures are at all possible.
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and while we’re at it, Original Sin was also an ass crossover, despite a few of the tie-ins making good use of the gimmick. they built a whole entire event out of the Watcher getting murced and the Orb and Doctor Midas driving around town with his severed eyeball???
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
and while we’re at it, Original Sin was also an ass crossover, despite a few of the tie-ins making good use of the gimmick. they built a whole entire event out of the Watcher getting murced and the Orb and Doctor Midas driving around town with his severed eyeball???
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Other alternatives to big tech or fascist-supporting tech that I’ve been using: Signal, Proton, Buttondown, Kagi. All pretty great!
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Other alternatives to big tech or fascist-supporting tech that I’ve been using: Signal, Proton, Buttondown, Kagi. All pretty great!
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A delightful pea broth that even Grandma will love
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 AM
A delightful pea broth that even Grandma will love
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“How’s if I just shoot you?”
“You’re gonna shoot me?”
“That’s right, I’m gonna shoot you.”
“Well why don’t you shoot me then goddammit?!”
“I will! I’ll shoot you right now!”
“C’mon shoot me.”
“I will!”
“Well quit talking and do it by G-d.”
“I will!”
“You’re gonna shoot me?”
“That’s right, I’m gonna shoot you.”
“Well why don’t you shoot me then goddammit?!”
“I will! I’ll shoot you right now!”
“C’mon shoot me.”
“I will!”
“Well quit talking and do it by G-d.”
“I will!”
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“How’s if I just shoot you?”
“You’re gonna shoot me?”
“That’s right, I’m gonna shoot you.”
“Well why don’t you shoot me then goddammit?!”
“I will! I’ll shoot you right now!”
“C’mon shoot me.”
“I will!”
“Well quit talking and do it by G-d.”
“I will!”
“You’re gonna shoot me?”
“That’s right, I’m gonna shoot you.”
“Well why don’t you shoot me then goddammit?!”
“I will! I’ll shoot you right now!”
“C’mon shoot me.”
“I will!”
“Well quit talking and do it by G-d.”
“I will!”
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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Gates McFadden told a great story at a Star Trek convention I went to as a kid about Kermit goofing around with her props on a break between takes during her scene in “Muppets Take Manhattan” and finally she goes “KERMIT, STOP THAT!”, like straight to the frog, and the whole crew lost their shit
This is entirely correct / back in the day I was picked to ask Kermit a question at a Thing (all the questions were scripted but askers were allowed to embellish a little) and in the moment I was absolutely talking to Kermit, who is real.
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Gates McFadden told a great story at a Star Trek convention I went to as a kid about Kermit goofing around with her props on a break between takes during her scene in “Muppets Take Manhattan” and finally she goes “KERMIT, STOP THAT!”, like straight to the frog, and the whole crew lost their shit
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February 8, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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good news, despite the poor ratings the network execs green-lit another season of my posts
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
good news, despite the poor ratings the network execs green-lit another season of my posts
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The awfulness of those in power is repulsive to me. Imagine having the ability to travel anywhere at any time and to see the whole world to witness the full breadth of humanity. And still make the choice to hurt people. Make the choice To be as they are. Revolting.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The awfulness of those in power is repulsive to me. Imagine having the ability to travel anywhere at any time and to see the whole world to witness the full breadth of humanity. And still make the choice to hurt people. Make the choice To be as they are. Revolting.
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If someone in a crowd where you were yelled out “pedophile protector,” would you automatically assume they were talking to you? Because I sure wouldn’t. I’d be looking around for who they meant.
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If someone in a crowd where you were yelled out “pedophile protector,” would you automatically assume they were talking to you? Because I sure wouldn’t. I’d be looking around for who they meant.