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December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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Despite my best efforts, too many people still don’t know about Mike Tirico. Here’s what I wrote about him in my book:
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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may you find a place that you always feel welcome in
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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This is the America I believe in.
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Anyway society is in the shitter because nobody cares about anyone else anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Today I watched the new Muppet Show and the puppybowl so I'm full of joy and whimsy that no one can change.
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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also: zippor
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Elf and a devil
Digital illustration 2026
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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what if this makes him so mad it finally happens
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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ok well, i went to the wrong locker room but i think it worked out because my pep talk was a fucking disaster. i had spent too much time talking about The Plague Dogs to stop when i remembered how that ends. meant to do Homeward Bound
oh it's a little flag guy actually not a bird
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Jake Paul looking like a pot scrubber you're about to throw away
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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He's ultimately celebrating his culture, but at least subtextually this was Bad Bunny's Halftime.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Look if it’s this or taking to the woods and rending travelers limb from limb I’m perfectly happy for the modern Bacchae to channel their passions into lovingly rendered digital paintings of the fictional men from Supernatural giving birth to swarms of live bees or what have you.
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Brad Pitt really did just get away with being a domestic abuser scott free
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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now heres a commercial. tire gets stuck on butt what a concept
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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whatever. fuck you. transmascs your miku
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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This isn't nearly as fun as the World Series. Luckily we have owls on the internet. Or in real life 2 hours ago. #SuperbOwl 🐣 🪶
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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We need to start building up the reputation of cartoonists, getting them seen as intense and respectable folks, rather than their normal reputation as a bunch of seedy bachelors.

For example, there's this winner of the 1937 Pulitzer for editorial cartooning, the one and only.... C.D. Batchelor.
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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where's the cuckold whose perseverative fixation on getting an elaborate erotic pastry display just right prevents him from turning the scene into a threesome. we used to be a civilization
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM