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Klik’s story.
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Being told by my dentist that I am doing a "great job" on my brushing/flossing is like receiving absolution from a priest
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Being told by my dentist that I am doing a "great job" on my brushing/flossing is like receiving absolution from a priest
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February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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this may be the most English man ever to exist.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
this may be the most English man ever to exist.
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enough yapping, bro. have at ye
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
enough yapping, bro. have at ye
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Oh dip I forgot Bud Cort was DCAU Toyman, what a legit creepy af performance
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Oh dip I forgot Bud Cort was DCAU Toyman, what a legit creepy af performance
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BOSS ON PHONE: please tell me you're on top of vitrification. epa's really breaking our balls about all this loose nuclear waste
ME: Hold on chief. Hey Siri, give me tips for wiping my ass
SIRI: Searching for 'tip ass'. Sorry, I can't access the Internet right now
ME: Boss can you call 911 for me
ME: Hold on chief. Hey Siri, give me tips for wiping my ass
SIRI: Searching for 'tip ass'. Sorry, I can't access the Internet right now
ME: Boss can you call 911 for me
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
BOSS ON PHONE: please tell me you're on top of vitrification. epa's really breaking our balls about all this loose nuclear waste
ME: Hold on chief. Hey Siri, give me tips for wiping my ass
SIRI: Searching for 'tip ass'. Sorry, I can't access the Internet right now
ME: Boss can you call 911 for me
ME: Hold on chief. Hey Siri, give me tips for wiping my ass
SIRI: Searching for 'tip ass'. Sorry, I can't access the Internet right now
ME: Boss can you call 911 for me
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ME: ready to go to literal club
WIFE: give me a half hour
ME: ho
WIFE: thanks
WIFE: give me a half hour
ME: ho
WIFE: thanks
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ME: ready to go to literal club
WIFE: give me a half hour
ME: ho
WIFE: thanks
WIFE: give me a half hour
ME: ho
WIFE: thanks
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Kikaider: Ultimate Human Machine is out!
Also known as Kikaider Reboot, the legendary tokusatsu hero returns in a modern retelling of the story of android Jiro trying to find his humanity as he defends the world!
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
Also known as Kikaider Reboot, the legendary tokusatsu hero returns in a modern retelling of the story of android Jiro trying to find his humanity as he defends the world!
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Kikaider: Ultimate Human Machine is out!
Also known as Kikaider Reboot, the legendary tokusatsu hero returns in a modern retelling of the story of android Jiro trying to find his humanity as he defends the world!
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
Also known as Kikaider Reboot, the legendary tokusatsu hero returns in a modern retelling of the story of android Jiro trying to find his humanity as he defends the world!
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
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Kikaider: Ultimate Human Machine is an action-packed updated take on the tale of Jiro.
Kikaider has been updated for a new generation, with the heart & soul of the franchise still beating.
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
Kikaider has been updated for a new generation, with the heart & soul of the franchise still beating.
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Kikaider: Ultimate Human Machine is an action-packed updated take on the tale of Jiro.
Kikaider has been updated for a new generation, with the heart & soul of the franchise still beating.
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
Kikaider has been updated for a new generation, with the heart & soul of the franchise still beating.
store.crunchyroll.com/products/kik...
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ok I cry all the time too, bitch you’re not special!!!
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
ok I cry all the time too, bitch you’re not special!!!
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Really sad news about James Van Der Beek, so I’m sharing one of my favourite stories about the cultural legacy of Dawson’s Creek: a history of the Dawson crying GIF
www.vox.com/culture/2236...
www.vox.com/culture/2236...
An oral history of the Dawson crying GIF and its outsized legacy
How Crying Dawson ascended to “the Mount Rushmore of GIFs.”
www.vox.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Really sad news about James Van Der Beek, so I’m sharing one of my favourite stories about the cultural legacy of Dawson’s Creek: a history of the Dawson crying GIF
www.vox.com/culture/2236...
www.vox.com/culture/2236...
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leftists have got to seriously consider that AI might replace all the jobs at the dick sucking factory
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
leftists have got to seriously consider that AI might replace all the jobs at the dick sucking factory
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There's a time when the operation of the blowjob machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the dicks and upon the balls, upon the shaft upon the tip, and you've got to make it stop!
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
There's a time when the operation of the blowjob machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the dicks and upon the balls, upon the shaft upon the tip, and you've got to make it stop!
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Van Der Beek won me over years ago when he released an ‘anniversary’ gif of himself recreating the crying Dawson meme along with a bunch of other reaction gifs so we’d have a Dawson for every occasion.
(Forgive the SEO’d in to nonsensicality article but the full collection is here)
(Forgive the SEO’d in to nonsensicality article but the full collection is here)
James Van Der Beek's Van Der Memes
Get all the celebrity entertainment news, gossip, photos, videos and exclusives from Australia and around t...
celebrity.nine.com.au
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Van Der Beek won me over years ago when he released an ‘anniversary’ gif of himself recreating the crying Dawson meme along with a bunch of other reaction gifs so we’d have a Dawson for every occasion.
(Forgive the SEO’d in to nonsensicality article but the full collection is here)
(Forgive the SEO’d in to nonsensicality article but the full collection is here)
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All of this. Every word. I didn't spend a dollar at Dodger Stadium last year, and will not this year.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All of this. Every word. I didn't spend a dollar at Dodger Stadium last year, and will not this year.
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February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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taking my M dosage today. its neither E or T its just a compound that mysteriously changes my gender in ways i dont know how until its too late
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
taking my M dosage today. its neither E or T its just a compound that mysteriously changes my gender in ways i dont know how until its too late
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Today I tried out "Cinny", an open-source, federated, end-to-end-encrypted Discord alternative. After about six minutes, it made a beeping sound which I could not trace back to any particular event or message which occurred. So as you can see they've already captured the Discord experience
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Today I tried out "Cinny", an open-source, federated, end-to-end-encrypted Discord alternative. After about six minutes, it made a beeping sound which I could not trace back to any particular event or message which occurred. So as you can see they've already captured the Discord experience
new trailer youtu.be/jA1y6w3Qy4E?...
SCRUBS REVIVAL Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by ONE Media
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
new trailer youtu.be/jA1y6w3Qy4E?...
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The Night Porter
Art by Bill Sienkiewicz
From Heritage Auctions...
Here we have an illustration by Bill Sienkiewicz of the character Lucis Atherton from the controversial Italian erotic psychological drama, The Night Porter, directed and co-written by Liliana Cavani.
Art by Bill Sienkiewicz
From Heritage Auctions...
Here we have an illustration by Bill Sienkiewicz of the character Lucis Atherton from the controversial Italian erotic psychological drama, The Night Porter, directed and co-written by Liliana Cavani.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The Night Porter
Art by Bill Sienkiewicz
From Heritage Auctions...
Here we have an illustration by Bill Sienkiewicz of the character Lucis Atherton from the controversial Italian erotic psychological drama, The Night Porter, directed and co-written by Liliana Cavani.
Art by Bill Sienkiewicz
From Heritage Auctions...
Here we have an illustration by Bill Sienkiewicz of the character Lucis Atherton from the controversial Italian erotic psychological drama, The Night Porter, directed and co-written by Liliana Cavani.
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A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
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Say good night, not goodbye.
a group of young people are walking on the beach
Alt: The cast of Dawson's Creek (Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, James Van Der Beek, and Joshua Jackson) walking on the beach
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Say good night, not goodbye.