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bloodhound gang: you and me/baby, ain't/nothin' but mammals so let's/do it like they do on the discovery channel

me: okay i guess *bids on abandoned storage lockers*
January 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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imagining a song in 10 years about the time when cartoon network was airing Teen Titans Go for 23 of its 24 hours on the air
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Tolkien creating Ents to spite Shakespeare's "walking forest" in Macbeth will never not be awesome and hilarious.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate Is Love

That is the message that needs to be amplified friends!
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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i wish the last decade had not been such a fucking masterclass in how untrustworthy every human being is.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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I think this moment has reached beyond Australia but it's always worth a rewatch- our very first Olympic gold medal won in 2002 after Steven Bradbury was SO far behind in the skating that he missed the big crash that took out all his competitors, and won the lot 😅

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4...
Steven Bradbury Wins Gold - High Quality With Original Australian Commentary
YouTube video by Joel Tolli
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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"who knows when or what." "i don't." wisdom youtu.be/6-gzjCWulCA?...
Animals Die Too!
YouTube video by Dakur Rabishu
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Good morning! It’s Monday February 9th 2026! Another day already? Crikey!

(Dated this very day in 1985, 2000AD #404, with its cover by Bryan Talbot featuring the dastardly Torquemada from the pages of Nemesis The Warlock.)

You be careful out there among them English, John Book.
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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In the middle of a moral panic about sex trafficking so intense that I can't advertise a book about medieval history online and no one can access prom anymore, Labour's best and brightest are desperate to get on TV and let you know actually it is fine if rich people do it to poor girls.
"People like me, people like Pat that come onto programs like this are going to be supportive of people that we have worked closely with"

Asked about Pat McFadden defending Morgan McSweeney keeping his job yesterday, Baroness Jacqui Smith accidentally says the quiet bit out loud
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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If you need some joy in your life, let me recommend the #MomCantCook podcast. Two hilarious guys talking about Disney Channel Original Movies. Every single episode is great, but this one made me laugh so hard I ugly cried.
youtu.be/Xm7a3WG-QMI?...
Hounded
YouTube video by Mom Can't Cook!
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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just added collections to the Mr Kitty Patreon of all our Lo-Fi Landfill posts as well as one with all our downloadable comics and zines, including the bestselling Anime Hell Treasury and Chargeman Ken vs Heino, free with your PWYC Patreon membership! www.patreon.com/c/misterkitt...
Get more from Mister Kitty on Patreon
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February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Our Flag Means Death
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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This is @jaybeans.bsky.social's gym, and it's been sincerely life changing for them. It's a magical place.
Well, I guess if folks are going to blow up my screenshot of another person’s tweet, it wouldn’t hurt to post this:

Help a gym that supports Oakland’s Black, Brown, trans, queer, and disabled population keep their doors open, if you’ve got dollars to spare.

givebutter.com/Support-Radi...
📣 Radically Fit Emergency Fundraiser!🚨
Sustain the Space, Support the People! ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽
givebutter.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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thinking about this quote as i often do
December 19, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Most incredible sports highlight you'll see today
a lot of people having been screaming incoherently "DID YOU DO A MIGHTY DUCKS EPISODE ARRGEGRGEGEGAJAJWJ!?"

and to them i say "Yes."
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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This little rhinestone cowboy isn’t going to be compromisin’ on anything anymore 🙂‍↔️

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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“I hope the halftime show made people mad”

How about “I hope the halftime show taught people that love, family, and thick latinas transcends language and culture”
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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Upon hearing that the children love horses, Izzy takes them to the track. He generously buys each of them a packet of crisps, teaches them how to read a racing form, and helps them place a bet with their allowances - largely with the aim of showing them that they'll probably lose.
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I feel like you could ask Izzy what children enjoy, and he'd come to public hangings and double espressos long before ever mentioning Minecraft, but it comes from a sincere place.
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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"Uncle Izzy took us to see the horsies, mama! Then he taught us how to smoke."
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM