Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️⚧️
@jessmatthewsproductions.com
Fox Kids historian, video producer/graphic designer, Philly native, trans girl. South Florida’s News Station. She/they, HRT 6/2/2023.
https://patreon.com/jessmatthewsproductions
https://patreon.com/jessmatthewsproductions
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I’m gonna just go ahead and do this:
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.
paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
The current group somehow managed to gel in the same way the OG Jeff/Ryan/Brad/Vinny crew did, and that is astonishing to me. Like, they found the secret sauce.
Even being remote hasn’t hurt their content.
Even being remote hasn’t hurt their content.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The current group somehow managed to gel in the same way the OG Jeff/Ryan/Brad/Vinny crew did, and that is astonishing to me. Like, they found the secret sauce.
Even being remote hasn’t hurt their content.
Even being remote hasn’t hurt their content.
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So - I made a poll on Patreon about the Branding And Fox Kids Club episode of FKC. The new Defunctland got me thinking about length, and I want to see what t’all think.
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
Poll: Should the next episode be a two parter or a long video? | Jess Matthews Productions
Get more from Jess Matthews Productions on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So - I made a poll on Patreon about the Branding And Fox Kids Club episode of FKC. The new Defunctland got me thinking about length, and I want to see what t’all think.
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
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Realizing this is even more fodder "Dr. Who is British Tokusatsu" in hindsight, on account of the 5 doctors bit basically being a forerunner to this:
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Realizing this is even more fodder "Dr. Who is British Tokusatsu" in hindsight, on account of the 5 doctors bit basically being a forerunner to this:
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
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November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
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It’s a 50-50 tie lmao
So - I made a poll on Patreon about the Branding And Fox Kids Club episode of FKC. The new Defunctland got me thinking about length, and I want to see what t’all think.
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
Poll: Should the next episode be a two parter or a long video? | Jess Matthews Productions
Get more from Jess Matthews Productions on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s a 50-50 tie lmao
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they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.
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Writers — the ones you know and love, the ones you think of as successful — have sources of income outside that book you read. Most of us are a half-step ahead of the landlord at best, and struggling to maintain health insurance. We figure out other ways to make a buck.
I wrote 12 novels.
Hit #2 on the NYT bestseller list.
Optioned three works for film and TV.
Have close to 20 short fiction works in anthos.
I have 35,000 BSky followers.
Have you seen my jewelry shop that keeps my lights on.
www.peculiarityshop.com
Hit #2 on the NYT bestseller list.
Optioned three works for film and TV.
Have close to 20 short fiction works in anthos.
I have 35,000 BSky followers.
Have you seen my jewelry shop that keeps my lights on.
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Writers — the ones you know and love, the ones you think of as successful — have sources of income outside that book you read. Most of us are a half-step ahead of the landlord at best, and struggling to maintain health insurance. We figure out other ways to make a buck.
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god, i just love going to the freakin' movies!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
god, i just love going to the freakin' movies!!
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The KTMA episodes, many of which are out there to watch, show that the concept was sturdy even when the execution was not good (or, at least, was half-assed) bsky.app/profile/tabb...
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The KTMA episodes, many of which are out there to watch, show that the concept was sturdy even when the execution was not good (or, at least, was half-assed) bsky.app/profile/tabb...
I’ve been hinting at this, but the Branding and Kids Club episode *blew up.* I’ve spoken to two people already, I’m waiting to schedule two more, and I have a few more leads on top of that.
It has morphed into the most labor intensive thing I’ve ever done.
It has morphed into the most labor intensive thing I’ve ever done.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ve been hinting at this, but the Branding and Kids Club episode *blew up.* I’ve spoken to two people already, I’m waiting to schedule two more, and I have a few more leads on top of that.
It has morphed into the most labor intensive thing I’ve ever done.
It has morphed into the most labor intensive thing I’ve ever done.
So - I made a poll on Patreon about the Branding And Fox Kids Club episode of FKC. The new Defunctland got me thinking about length, and I want to see what t’all think.
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
Poll: Should the next episode be a two parter or a long video? | Jess Matthews Productions
Get more from Jess Matthews Productions on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So - I made a poll on Patreon about the Branding And Fox Kids Club episode of FKC. The new Defunctland got me thinking about length, and I want to see what t’all think.
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
This poll is open to everyone:
www.patreon.com/posts/144290...
I wanted to watch but didn't want to pay $20 for the Fox streaming app, sounds like I made the right call?
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I wanted to watch but didn't want to pay $20 for the Fox streaming app, sounds like I made the right call?
The US version of Super Street Figher II Turbo had a bug in it that set it to maximum difficulty, so it is impossible to play after like the second fight
Capcom has routinely, without fail, used this bugged version in every modern rerelease
Capcom has routinely, without fail, used this bugged version in every modern rerelease
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The US version of Super Street Figher II Turbo had a bug in it that set it to maximum difficulty, so it is impossible to play after like the second fight
Capcom has routinely, without fail, used this bugged version in every modern rerelease
Capcom has routinely, without fail, used this bugged version in every modern rerelease
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
why are we literally doing simpsons plots in real life
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why are we literally doing simpsons plots in real life
Dusting off a half finished Fox Kids Club script because I want to get one more episode out this year and it’s looking like the Branding episode ain’t making that deadline
Hope y’all like Swamp Thing
Hope y’all like Swamp Thing
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dusting off a half finished Fox Kids Club script because I want to get one more episode out this year and it’s looking like the Branding episode ain’t making that deadline
Hope y’all like Swamp Thing
Hope y’all like Swamp Thing
Breaking my “no Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving” rule because I want this as my xmas profile pic and I know I’ll probably forget it if I wait
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Breaking my “no Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving” rule because I want this as my xmas profile pic and I know I’ll probably forget it if I wait
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Yes, I know it’s the cliche pick but still)
(Yes, I know it’s the cliche pick but still)
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Yes, I know it’s the cliche pick but still)
(Yes, I know it’s the cliche pick but still)
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hope everybody's hungry because there's a feast coming
Only if you can do the same for me in an unknown number of weeks
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
hope everybody's hungry because there's a feast coming
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Realizing one could sum up 90's cartoons as follows:
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Realizing one could sum up 90's cartoons as follows:
Why the FUCK is the Fox streaming service $20
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Why the FUCK is the Fox streaming service $20
JCPenney Shopping Network 1991
YouTube video by Joe’s Video Archives
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The day Fox Kids went off the air in 2002, I told myself I wanted to make a history of the network in some way. (I was working at Toon Zone by that time.)
That never really went away, and when I discovered @poparena.bsky.social ‘s Nick Knacks, I finally figured out how I wanted to tell it.
That never really went away, and when I discovered @poparena.bsky.social ‘s Nick Knacks, I finally figured out how I wanted to tell it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The day Fox Kids went off the air in 2002, I told myself I wanted to make a history of the network in some way. (I was working at Toon Zone by that time.)
That never really went away, and when I discovered @poparena.bsky.social ‘s Nick Knacks, I finally figured out how I wanted to tell it.
That never really went away, and when I discovered @poparena.bsky.social ‘s Nick Knacks, I finally figured out how I wanted to tell it.