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Call me Kes

@likethehotsauce.bsky.social

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i write; it’s like drawing blood from stone. but it builds my character. read my fanfic @ ao3: likethehotsauce i like cuss words and animation. currently, expertly slowly learning Te Reo Māori. drop a line. tumblr: @the-left-handofgender @likethehotsauce

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · Oct 1

“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter One now available: tinyurl.com/2skprc47

Viago and Anton contemplate mortality, the past, and the future. Each has a confession burning in his throat; but to divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.

title card for a fanfic. background image is an extreme close up of an ink drawing that has been heavily altered with a screen printing filter and faded rainbow filter. the drawing shows a person biting their thumb with a despondent, pensive expression. text overlay reads: hideous risk, a vianton fanfic, mature

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Damn Good Marmalade @damngoodmarmalade.bsky.social · 4h

On this day of all days, I ask

WE’RE WOLVES WHEN

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 12h

He and Ed have so much six, it becomes seven.

(Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)

Ed’s Rose Tattoo @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social · 21h

Stede after finally having sex with a man

Gus @goldisacks
New Zealanders losing their virginity:

No one told me that SIX was this good omg

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TabbyStardust 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tabbystardust.bsky.social · 1d

OFMD Kinktober Day 30 / Aftercare

Ed and Stede cuddling after some kinky sex 🥰

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73399736

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw

Ed and Stede are spooning in bed and appear to be sleeping. They are naked except Stede is wearing stockings with pink ribbons. There's a coil of rope and a plate with fruits and crackers next to them on the bed. Stede has rope marks on his wrists. Ed's other arm is wrapped around Stede's chest, and the other is gently rubbing Stede's wrist.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 12h

truly an icon

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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️is a witch... and this is my cat @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 21h

Stede wearing glasses briefly in the pilot and then removing them, only for them never to be seen again, indicates that he is the protagonist of a romantic comedy in the style of Never Been Kissed (1999) and The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Stede standing at the capstan wearing his cunty little glasses in 1x1

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 12h

those leaves are so lovely!

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 12h

family Pokémon costumes got me! 😭

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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 18h

Happy Halloween! little sketch from @artofabee.bsky.social celebrating Alex's first Halloween and Viago dressing up as "the little pokemon boy" (Yes Anton is Misty lol)

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 1d

Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:

www.404media.co/libraries-sc...

Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down

Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.

www.404media.co

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 22h

he’s like a mary sue villain. he’s everything the show needs him to be to exploit the audience the most when the writers want big reactions.

as a viewer i feel insulted.

Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 22h

hazbin hotel season two spoiler (i guess)

was anyone else gagged to see them play a montage of Valentino’s physical abuse of Angel Dust as a joke?

why is the show trying to paint val both a vicious abuser and a quirky comic relief? what are we doing here?

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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 1d

rhys remembered his youtube password! 🤩

youtu.be/HRyxpD20INM?...

The first six minutes of my show in Portland, October 2025

YouTube video by Rhys Darby

youtu.be

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

Gambit is pretty damn cool!

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BabyKraken 🎤🦑🌅 WeeCon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @babykraken.bsky.social · 1d

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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 1d

SO DAPPER

Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 2d

I bought a bottle of Werewolf Blood (I swear it’s just the name of the ink colour) ages ago without a project in mind, and then this werewolf and vampire bat couple came to me in their best lio outfits looking for a pair of portraits painted, and I knew I had just the colour to do it.

#cuteart

Portrait of the vampire bat. He has a tuft of dark fluff atop his lil head, and he is wearing a sleeveless formal jacket and waistcoat with a smart bow tie. He has a happy expression and is showing off his wings.

Portrait of the werewolf. He has slightly messy light coloured fur and is wearing a shirt and jacket with a little bow tie. The sleeves of his jacket have been ripped because it is hard to get dressed with wolf claws.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

do both come from a starter? like… a little bit of the old in each successor?

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 1d

how i feel towards most things these days

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

The Trump administration will soon be releasing two Medicaid rules that would ban medicaid funding for gender affirming care for trans youth and any Medicaid reimbursements to any organization that provides care to trans youth. This would be a de facto national ban

www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

www.npr.org

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

Gesicht is a good bro, but North No. 2 is the sweetest boy!

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

if you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers

screenshot of Secunit from the Murderbot
tv show: it stands alone in a storage room facing a wall. it leans forward and drops its head against the wall in an expression of defeat, exhaustion, and stress

Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

North No. 2!!!!! my baby boy!!!

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 1d

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

🫂🫂🫂

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Pirate Nana🔪🏴‍☠️☠️🦄🐙 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social · 1d

I just downloaded this app and already have a surprise bag waiting from Legendary donut when i get off in the morning! Woo hoo!

Luv 💜 @luvamistoole.bsky.social · 3d

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 1d

i want to fucking throw up

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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