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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️

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they/he 🏳️‍🌈 your non-binary boywife✨mostly here for the old gay pirates 🏴‍☠️mid-30s, frequently dehydrated 🍊WidogastsWebofFire on AO3🔞

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · Jul 15

THE MAELSTROM OF US: A Surreal High School AU (Part of the RBB!)

Written by me, art by @inkirtis.bsky.social !

After a tragic accident, Ed only finds solace in the confines of his dream world. Until a boy named Stede shows up and gives him a reason to care about the so-called "real world."

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A title card for The Maelstrom of Us, written by WidogastsWebofFire, art by Inkirtis. The title is laid over a brick wall with a hole broken in it. Through the hole, you can see a lighthouse on a beach and two figures standing next to it, one dark and one light.

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 3h

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 9: double-headed dildo

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are sitting on the ground, facing each other, legs intertwined. they are using a double-headed dildo together.

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 4h

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 14h

“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

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#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3h

Happy birthday!!! 🎉

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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 1d

He's watching Blondie over there, and is immediately, hopelessly enamoured! What ridiculous thing is Stede doing that will have Ed sauntering over in T-minus 2 minutes?

#ofmd #OFMDfanart

Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death posed from the hips up. He's got an expression on his face that looks like a mix between a smirk and an embarrassed smile. He's two seconds away from twirling his hair around his finger. His right hand is curled up around his mouth and his left lies down to his side. He's wearing a pink long sleeved shirt with a snake pattern, and the shirt, his skin, and his dark wavy hair are highlighted in bright neon colors from pinkish red to purple to blue. His hair is half up with a small bun corralling the top half. The background is bright purple.

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 1d

Answer: No.

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 1d

#inktober #inktoberpierce #gentlebeard #ofmdinktober2025

it supposed to be blackbeard rescuing stede pinned to the mast (pierced by izzy's sword) so i thought it would fit the prompt. but mb it looks like ed is killing stede, who knows..

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 1d

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 1d

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 8: anal plug and cuffs

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Ed is dressed in a low cut white blouse, grey skirt, and thigh high stockings. His hair is pulled up in a high ponytail. He is bent over a desk, left leg pushed up on it. Leather cuffs are around his wrists, and his skirt is pushed up over his ass. Stede is in a suit and bent over him, fucking him and kissing his neck. a butt plug lies on a handkerchief next to them. Stede is saying "Ed, fuck, I'm going to come."

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 1d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 1d

It's #wipwednesday. Here's a cut scene from Calypso's Birthday. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in bed on The Revenge mostly clothed. Ed's straddling Stede and has his hands on the stiddies. Stede's leaning back on one hand, his other hand is... well, I'm not sure, you'll have to imagine. Oh, and they're very sweetly kissing. Probably because they're boyfriends.

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 1d

Happy #WIPWednesday from the Omegaverse porn boys!

Livvy✨🏴‍☠️ @thatmothra.bsky.social · 1d

A little thing for @widogastweb.bsky.social and my omegaverse pornstar au, they are about to fuck 👀
#wipwednesday

His alarm goes off, and Izzy calls, making sure that Ed is awake.
"I'm up now."
"Jesus Christ,” Izzy groans. “I already called Bonnet, and he went on about how he's ordering you two breakfast."
Ed yawns and coos at the insanely romantic gesture. "Aww, how sweet."
"Uh huh,” Izzy says, flat as a board. “You guys need to get the stream up and running by ten, so eat fast."
Ed checks the time on his phone. 8:30 am. "We will," Ed whines into his pillow. The longer he’s awake, the more obvious it is that, yeah. This isn’t just pre-heat anymore. He’s sweaty, every inch of his skin sensitive as he pulls his sheets off of him. And that warmth in his hips––it’s only gotten worse. Verging on unbearable. He needs to be filled. "My fucking cunt," he murmurs, completely forgetting Iz is still on the phone.
Of course, it’s not anything hasn’t heard before. If anything, it just serves to annoy him. He sighs, and says, "You will turn the camera on before you get his knot. That is an order."
"I know," Ed says as he rolls his eyes, "Fuck, don't yell at me mom."

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 1d

They should know that us enbys never listen 😂

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 1d

Something that happens to me near weekly at this point:

Someone: Ash, I’m so sorry I accidentally used the wrong pronoun for you just then. I’ll be more careful next time.
Me, who did not hear them at all: Thank you.

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 2d

I hate taking my dogs to the vet.

“Here’s everything you’re doing wrong even though you’re doing what we told you to. Pay us $1k.”

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 2d

#OFMDKinkober25 day 7: lingerie and priest kink

Stede is leaning against an altar. he's wearing a roman collar, clerical shirt, and cassock. the shirt and cassock are both open and pushed aside to show that he's also wearing a bra and garter belt. he's blushing and looking down at Ed, who's sucking on his nipple through the bra and jerking him off.

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

GOOD QUESTION

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

Fear boners are a thing, and Stede takes advantage of them 😏

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

Clearly, they hath never yearned before.

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

Like, why WOULDN’T you squinch up your face like that???

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

It would have never stopped, even in s3 lll

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

Stede did look like he wanted to, ngl 😂

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

You:

a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me i 'm right

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me i 'm right

media.tenor.com

Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, like some people who are like “oh, well [insert gay show] has full on sex so it’s better queer rep,” and I’m like…gay people also just kiss??? And if you’re always kissing with tongue, good for you, I guess, but I know I don’t lol

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Ash ✨A Fine Fish✨ 🍊🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @widogastweb.bsky.social · 3d

YES! Exactly! Can’t wait to see how that frame turns out, too!