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Lisa Marie

@lisamarietea.bsky.social

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SF native in NO. Just trying my best. "I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 3d

If you want to participate by proxy, my venmo is lsucaligrl and I'll keep you informed on what I do.

But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 2h

Ohhhh that's a bad no call on Oregon.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 3h

The midday CBS game being IU/Oregon is weird. I'm used to yelling "shut up, Gary!" when LSU is doing something stupid against Ole Miss.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 3h

Brad Nessler wearing several bottles of bronzer ahead of the IU/Oregon game.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 3h

Dammit.

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 4h

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 4h

Seeing a Stanford hat in the wild being at Martin's is the least surprising thing ever.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 4h

Little baton girls practicing in front of my house today, marching around the block, being told by their coach, "swing those arms more!" Mardi Gras approaches.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 6h

Undefeated Indiana is. So...close!

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 6h

The look of this video is extremely the 90s (complimentary).

En Vogue - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by En Vogue

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 6h

Deep thoughts by having the 90s music TV channel on: En Vogue fucking slapped and shoulda been as big as destiny's child. My Lovin' kicks ass.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 11h

The best thing to happen to hockey in the last twenty years is calling it the boy aquarium.

I could write a paper on what TikTok did for the female gaze. I mean, I won't. But I could.

It’s October baby 🏒 #nhl #hockey #chicago @Chicago Blackhawks

TikTok video by Sarita🌶

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 12h

"we need more cops!" for what? Why? Please for the love of god point to one of problem they solve before advocating for the more.

The tenderloin has literally been that way forever. If there was remotely an answer for that problem with policing, we would have solved it by now.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 12h

I'm not expert in many things but I am the sfpd & ahaha at needing 1k more cops.

All the "minimum staffing numbers" any dept has are MADE UP!

Also he has to employ those cops bc of cash grabs by the police union, not bc they're necessary.

Omg interrogate the premise, big smart rich people brains.

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12h

What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.

Mr. Benioff spoke as his annual Dreamforce conference is set to begin Tuesday in downtown San Francisco, bringing 50,000 visitors to the city. He is scheduled to deliver a keynote address about the benefits of "agentic enterprise," a business model in which humans and artificial intelligence bots work together.
Speaking by telephone from his private plane en route to San Francisco, he lamented that he has to pay for nundreds of off-duty law enforcement officers to help patrol the convention area and said that San Francisco needed to "re-fund" the police.
The city never actually "defunded" its police force, and San Francisco's violent crime rates are below those in many other U.S. cities.
But San Francisco has struggled to recruit and keep officers, and it still has problems with lower-level crimes and open-air drug use, especially in neighborhoods like the Tenderloin near City Hall. It has about 1,500 police officers, and Mr. Benioff says it ne → another thousand.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 13h

I totally understand the trepidation but I think if you're not going for duck lips, you very much don't have to do that. Like those women have that bc that's what they want. If it's not what you want, any decent doctor isn't ignoring your requests on something like that. ❤️

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 18h

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18h

They not only stop selling beer in the seventh but they straight up run out of food and stop serving anything. We were drinking bathroom sink water out of nacho helmets.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18h

As someone who sat through a seven hour, 18 inning playoff game, let me tell u that everyone in that stadium is both freezing and starving lol

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 18h

Wait. If jewelry is allowed in pro sports now, as I watch a guy pitch in 4 carst diamonds per ear, I wanna go back in time to get in a pro league so I can wear a full fucking tiara out on the field.

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 18h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19h

C) we once toured the celestial seasonings factory together.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19h

A) yes.
B) you will not be surprised to hear that celestial seasoning once very misguidedly changed the art for sleepy time & my father wrote a letter to them about this egregious act. They informed him that he was not alone & they had immediately realized their mistake.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jul 19

It's Friday night baby

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 20h

I cannot stand that nepo baby. He is so unworthy. Goddamn AJ Soprano.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 21h

SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY 🐸

Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a fetching green “frog” sweatshirt/costume.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 22h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 22h

Your body your choice, obvs but: stop with the fucking lip injections already, everyone.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 1d

Remembering the issue dubbed the "glove capper" bc my old colleague was an idiot (she meant caper) to pull the government claims act from the back of my brain so that I can threaten a shithead salesman vendor is this week's win.

It's all useless info until it isn't.

Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 1d

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