Schaffe
@loliryder.bsky.social
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Screenwriter/Devotee of the Romcom. Ranter on the future of work. Lover of rhubarb. Settler on Mi'kma'ki. 🍉
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loliryder.bsky.social
It was a treat for you if you checked lol
loliryder.bsky.social
Though this thread is dream content. Just like, weird word after werid word. Love.
loliryder.bsky.social
I think it's tchotchke!
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vmcntosh.bsky.social
Reasons why I am not allowed to live in suburban areas: I see this, and even knowing they are dangerous murder machines, still think “kitty!”
amelinlab.bsky.social
Bobcat walked right across the road in front of me on my walk into campus this morning.

Oh, Canada! #urbanwildlife.
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thewombwellrainbow.bsky.social
Hi @dragonslayerma.bsky.socia Fidel and your glorious #promptcombo #SimplePleasures. My second is from my collection "Othernesses":
Therapy

Listen, soft crash of my waves alter your brain patterns, feel my sand exfoliate, your skin as my unevenness makes floor walk harder, works your calves and thighs. A state

of meditation lulls, slows your heart beat, deepens your breath. My blue sky and sun shoot up your bodies feel good drugs, my heat and negative ions ensure reboot.

I massage the vagus nerve in your neck, enough for all this to happen. Watch fish in rockpools provide aquariums check your stress, rejuvenate a hug and kiss.

I'm health resort, recommunion, refresher, renewer, good reunion.
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journodale.bsky.social
Trudeau is still living rent-free in the brains of the National Post's brass, clearly.
Justin Trudeau ‘just too vanilla’ for Katy Perry, says Canadian ‘super fan’ who voted Conservative
'To be honest with you, I think he kind of stole my thunder,' Braiden Palumbo said of the former PM
loliryder.bsky.social
Please help me spell the word that keeps coming into my brain as touchka but is not that, and refers to knickknacks. Oh god, IS it knickknacks? Brain fog is real yo.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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queenofland.bsky.social
ooooof. It's #portfolioday but very few are using alt-text so I don't feel the need to boost or reskeet any of it. A pity, and I get it - sometimes I don't have the energy.

But since Link is gone it's like y'all forgot yourselves.

So 1) bring Link back and 2) label your stuff so it can be shared
loliryder.bsky.social
Yes!

Being curious is the first step in discovering new possibilities. (It is hard to be curious when depressed...so take the windows when you find them).
loliryder.bsky.social
This is in no way surprising if you've been paying attention, but if you aren't, this is going to be a shocker.
loliryder.bsky.social
Actually, unholy enshittification.
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histoftech.bsky.social
every big AI pitch is like “what if we took away your means of survival and devalued all your skills to make stonks go up temporarily? You’d like that wouldn’t you?”
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canadiandimension.bsky.social
The brother of federal Industry Minister, Mélanie Joly, is the president and CEO of Intelcom, a courier company that exploits subcontracted delivery drivers for pennies per package. It stands to benefit mightily from the dismantlement and privatization of public postal services in Canada.
The privatization crisis at Canada Post
Canada Post is under attack. Political favouritism, privatized delivery, and precarious subcontracting are putting workers and public service at risk. From Intelcom’s exploitative practices to the gov...
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loliryder.bsky.social
Psst, alt text would be nice for such a joyful illustration.

(ALT TEXT A cute dog doing a cannonball into a pile of fall colored leaves, which are piled in the bottom half of the cover.)
loliryder.bsky.social
Evergreen request.
equitableforall.com
Please consider adding alt text to posts with images as folx with vision loss & other disabilities deserve equitable access to information, & you can even update your settings on BlueSky so that you cannot post images without alt text, so you are prompted to add it if you might otherwise forget! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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mollyknight.bsky.social
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
FORM A CROWD
STAY LOUD
PROTECT EACH OTHER
CODE I:
ICE NEARBY
BLOW QUICKLY IN A BROKEN RHYTHM:
PRE-PRE-PRE!
→ ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA.
ROGERS PARK WHISTLE PROTOCOLS
WHY A WHISTLE? ON THE STREETS
• A SIMPLE TOOL FOR FAST ALERTS.
• LOUD.
RECOGNIZABLE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
• OUR VOICES ARE
STRONGER TOGETHER.
WHISTLES GUIDE
PEOPLE TO:
• FOLLOW ICE CARAVANS
• CATCH UP WITH THE CROWD
• ALERT NEIGHBORS
TO JOIN IN
NOISE = VISIBILITY.
CODE 2:
CODE RED
BLOW THREE LONG BLASTS:
PREEEE-PREEEE-PREEEE!
→ ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
DON'T STAY SILENT. STAY NONVIOLENT.
WHY IT WORKS
• INSTANT ALERT
SYSTEM
• FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA
• TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY
ACTION
ORIGINAL FLYER CREATED BY:
WHAT YOU CAN DO
• WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK
TEACH FAMILY
EIGHBORS TH
CODES
• USE IT WHEN ICE IS
SPOTTED
• PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS
TOGETHER, WE KEEP OUR COMMUNITY SAFE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
THIS FLYER DISTRIBUTED BY:
PROTECT RP
• @PROTECTRP_
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jamalzuhir.bsky.social
Honestly, it’s exhausting that people think Gazans should only ask for help to survive to eat, to stay alive but not to dream, to study, or to rebuild their lives. Wanting education, safety, and a future isn’t greed. It’s being human.
loliryder.bsky.social
I spent a lot of the survey castigating them for NOT EVEN DEFINING AI and then asking about basic literacy. It's headshakingly bad.
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thomaszimmer.bsky.social
Vought is a key figure in the world of Trumpism, with a rare – and dangerous – combination of ideological zeal and operative competence, a fully committed extremist causing massive harm to millions of people.

But if you only listened to The Daily, you wouldn’t get any of that.