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@lordxelizor.bsky.social

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 37m

I think there’s still a world where he can get over the hump and become like a top 5-7 guy but it’ll be hard to get over the urban Meyer of it all ya know

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 37m

His arm talent, his processing as a pocket passer, and his athleticism have all been like at least 90% as advertised but he’s so inconsistent when the play breaks down (not helped by the fact that the rest of the offense makes that happen a lot) that none of his best traits can shine

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 37m

Honestly I think his cognitive development was tanked by awful coaching for most of his pro career. Today’s pro QBs need to adapt and improvise and people assumed that he’d become at least decent at that but he hasn’t been able to grow in that department

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23h

Bootlegger rats running a squeakeasy

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 19h

I didn't watch Indiana Oregon but from the stats and ten minute highlights, that hoosier front seven looks like maybe the best in football. 6 sacks, 8 TFLs, under 100 rushing yards. Great stuff

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 21h

Whoever has access to this costume HAS to take it on a joy ride down to the ice facility in the coming weeks

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about him today

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 21h

The real question is how much money am I willing to spend on paying etsy witches to curse Pam Bondi?

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 1d

The asexual walk of shame. It’s the same as the normal walk of shame except you were sleeping on a friend’s couch cuz you were too drunk to walk home

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 1d

TOMMMMMYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO TOMMMMMYYYYY AAAAAAAAA

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 1d

Man that Bazardo fastball he throws at 97 with great armside movement perfectly located on the bottom corner is maybe the nastiest pitch of the season and he got back to back Ks on it

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 1d

Bro they really did my goat Bugsy dirty in Boardwalk Empire

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 2d

Rip Al Capone. He would've loved tiktok

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 2d

Now they're never gonna wear the powder blue again :(

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 2d

I had a couple of good plays today. Hit a couple shots after getting open with solid off ball movement, made a great entry pass for an assist, grabbed a few boards on box outs, and had a couple of blocks in help defense in my 15 minutes of play. Better than my usual performance that's for sure

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 2d

Kid tried to shoot the ball again after I blocked his shot without the ball leaving his hand and I'm just like "no that's either an up and down or I had possession and its a jump ball" and he laughed at me. Bitch, I'm right. That's how the travel rule works. Don't just assume I'm wrong.

Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 2d

It's crazy that because I'm unathletic and femme, men just assume I have no idea what I'm talking about when it comes to sports. Maybe being able to drive to the basket or hit the occasional open three doesn't actually grant you supernatural knowledge of the NBA rulebook.

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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 3d

I do hope the Phillies take the hint and just keep wearing the powder-blue-and-maroon as the primary uniform for now on.

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · Aug 19

Every month I google "what happened to Wil Wheaton?" just in case my prayers have been answered