LukeBMTB
@lukebmtb.bsky.social
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Usual Twitter transfer. Dog walks, phone photo's, dad puns, education, some politics, some family stuff, trying to maintain a 600 year old house.
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Kept all my fingers too :)
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Tiejacking and Sandwich Slap?

How do these staff keep a straight face?

#EducatingYorkshire
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It's a Friday go-live.
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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We need MOAR SCIENCE.
sailorrooscout.bsky.social
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
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My guess is the loco ran into the back of a stationary set of freight wagons and rode up over the last one.
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Partially sighted student on #EducatingYorkshire gets sympathy and additional support.

Kid with likely ADHD punative behaviour management.

*sigh*
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ipcar.bsky.social
At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.
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Few autumnal phone pics from past couple of days.
Woodland, bracken is turning brown. Line if trees, path, fallen leaves Chalk path, trees with autumn leaves.
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philsturgeon.com
Landowners/homeowners along the “Bristol Avon” or tributary/waterway (like the K&A canal): If you’ve got any invasive species (Knotweed, Bamboo, Balsam, Rhododendron, Cherry Laurel, Giant Hogweed/Rhubarb) Let @protect.earth know and we’ll remove it for voluntary donations. protect.earth/contact
Contact — Protect Earth
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richardlittler.bsky.social
There was a guy called in the 60s called John Cura who took 250k 'tele-snaps', up to 80s shots per programme, which he sold to actors/directors. In some cases, his shots are all that remain of lost TV episodes, including Doctor Who.
Tele-snap Tele-snap Tele-snap Tele-snap
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richardlittler.bsky.social
🧵Thread. I collect photos that people took of their TV screens (in the days before video) because they wanted to capture a historical moment, or at least something that meant something to them.
1970s shot of a TV screen 1950s/60s? shot of a TV screen. Female presenter 1950s/60s shot of a TV screen. Unknown guitarists Blurry pink shot of a TV screen. Women in evening dress
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jeremyjenkins.net
If you’re after a little autumn treat for someone you care about, my seasonal chocolate bars are still around. Delicious, ethical, and sure to bring a smile this season 🍫🍂.
jenkinsemporium.co.uk
Various chocolate bars next to their wrappers
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Pipit on a fence.

#birds
Small brown bird on a barbed wire fence
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My dad gave it to me thirty years ago - I always think of him when I use it :)
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Bridge v Locomotive

Bridge wins over Loco on aggregate.
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Juvenile gull.

Slight filter.

#birds
Seagull, turquoise sky, vignette.
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One of my current jobs is building some internal shutters for the lounge windows, starting with this one.

Got the oak strip frames cut and routed a groove for the panels today. Hand tools and hand held electric plus a Workmate outdoors mean I have to get creative with stuff.
A window in an old house. Four panel shutters required. Handheld router mounted in a Workmate
Examples of shutter frames rooted with grooves Another image of oak frames with routed grooves.
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There were two trees in a hidden valley full of finches and other small brown jobs - the combined song was wonderful.
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Dozens of birds in this tree, including goldfinches.

#birds
Goldfinches perched on twigs, blue sky behind Goldfinches perched on twigs, blue sky behind Goldfinch perched on twigs, blue sky behind Goldfinch perched on twigs, blue sky behind
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Light was interesting today. 'autumnal' probably sums it up.

Couple of landscapes
Distant sea mottled by sunlight through clouds. Nearer, downland also shadows and oatches of light. Sunbeams visible in the sky Black and white image, winding valley through the Downs, shafts of sunlight, electricity pylon.
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fernmonkey.bsky.social
My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.
Lost viola bow on the way from Honor Oak Station to Heathrow Terminal 2. The bow slid from its bow case somewhere along the way, possibly on the train. TFL contacted already.
It weighs 68.2 grams and has got a stamped DODD next to the frog. If any info on this, please pm me.