Luke Martin
@lukermartin.bsky.social
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Once described as the Trent Crimm of South Georgia Tormenta FC. Sports, some news/politics and general nonsense.
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😂😂

Sorry, I meant the one guy and his disinterested wife were the entirety of the Red Wolves fans there in 2022.
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There was a relatively sizable contingent of Chattanooga fans in Statesboro in 2022. I imagine they'd show up for a title game.
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Charlotte's win tonight means the dream is dead before it ever really got started. It was already incredibly unlikely but I kinda hoped it would last more than one night of game action.
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Spending my morning trying to calculate if a 5-way tie for 8th place in USL League One is possible and, friends, I think it is!

Richmond - WWW
Greenville - WLD
Alta - WLL
Madison - WLL
Charlotte - LDL

That gets everyone to 35 points (and I think works out with the remaining schedule)
lukermartin.bsky.social
This is cool and something I would certainly do if I lived there.

#GoCubs
forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social
Stick around after tomorrow's match for playoff baseball on the pitch! ⚾ We're screening MKE vs CHC on the videboard at 7:08pm! 🍺x🐻
lukermartin.bsky.social
Wondering how early I could leave on any given Friday without anyone at work noticing. I think on the right day I could get out of here at 3:30 if I could figure out how to keep the lights on.
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suss2hyphens.bsky.social
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
lukermartin.bsky.social
Apologies for the lack of #Stormwatch912 posts this week. Sometimes things just get away from you and it doesn't happen. I don't have a Tormenta cheering guide for you, but if you're a fan of chaos, I did spend one morning earlier this week figuring out the most USL League One thing possible.
lukermartin.bsky.social
Spending my morning trying to calculate if a 5-way tie for 8th place in USL League One is possible and, friends, I think it is!

Richmond - WWW
Greenville - WLD
Alta - WLL
Madison - WLL
Charlotte - LDL

That gets everyone to 35 points (and I think works out with the remaining schedule)
lukermartin.bsky.social
🎵No, I don't want no scrub🎵

Even at 20 percent off.
jessespector.com
having traded away all their good players, the minnesota twins continue to tear it down
sign advertising 20% OFF ALL SCRUBS
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usltactics.com
Jeff is one of the smartest, most giving people in soccer media – no one does it better. Whatever’s next is going to be great.
jeffrueter.bsky.social
Some personal news: today is my final day at The Athletic, ending a 6+ year tenure on its staff.

Immensely fortunate to have covered this sport alongside some of the finest writers and editors in the industry. Will keep you posted as I figure out what’s next for my work!
lukermartin.bsky.social
A lot of South Georgia Tormenta (the professional soccer team in town that I cover for the paper as a freelancer and also have a blog about the team) but also just a general place to dump my thoughts on whatever is happening.
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Just living the dream, or a reasonable version of the dream.

How about you man? Things well?
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The Phillies radio crew just referred to the runner in extra innings as the Zombie Runner and while I'm sure @benlindbergh.bsky.social was aware of this, in the event he wasn't, I feel it's my duty to notify him.
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I hope you can get tickets to the Bananas. It's a great time.
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Yes it is and we need your vibe here.
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One of my son's teammates told me today at their meet that yelling this at my son was "great encouragement" and I need to "get it printed on a T-shirt."

(For those curious, it was at the same location as a meet earlier in the season and my son trimmed 48 seconds off his time.)
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Late in @tormentafc.bsky.social's last home win over One Knox, goalkeeper Austin Pack could be heard imploring the team to get back by yelling "Run Faster!"

It made me and my oldest laugh and it's now what I tell him at his cross country meets. I can't make today's race so I'm sending him this.
lukermartin.bsky.social
I need just one journalist, after Johnson lies in an interview, simply to ask if lying is a sin.
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If I can have this on my phone, surely I can have this on a computer.
A post from Bluesky showing Google's Pin Live Score in the corner.
lukermartin.bsky.social
I'd forgotten about that!!

How have we strayed so far from God's light?
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I need an option on my desktop to pin live score like I can do whenI check a score on my phone. Let me have a little score bug in the corner of my computer monitor while I'm working.
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richmondkickers.bsky.social
𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔞 ℜ𝔢𝔡, 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔞 ℜ𝔢𝔡

Kickers Head Assistant Coach Mika Elovaara has taken a new position as Head Coach of the Sarasota Paradise!

Congratulations Mika and thank you for your deep commitment to our club over the last 7 years!
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captainmarrow.bsky.social
If AI relies on the theft of other people's property to stay afloat then it's not an industry, it's organised crime.
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usltactics.com
NEWSLETTER: What’s catching my eye from across the USL?

⚜️ On Devon Amoo-Mensah
💚 Small sample, big upside for Latif Blessing
🦉 Union Omaha’s shape
🦩 Resurgent Madison
⚔️ Lessons from Brooklyn-Jacksonville

www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
The Back Four: Three Weeks Remaining
Featuring Latif Blessing, Omaha's shape(s), Brooklyn-Jacksonville, and more USL miscellany
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