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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃

@lyse.bsky.social

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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW. Also @[email protected]

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · Feb 21

Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 4h

Sometimes the gods have no taste at all. They allow sunrises and sunsets in ridiculous pink and blue hues that any professional artist would dismiss as the work of some enthusiastic amateur who’d never looked at a real sunset.

- Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 13h

Who needs the Texas NG when they have the ISP to suppress legal protests

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21h

Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.

Abbott activates emergency resources ahead of growing wildfire threat, flood risk in Texas

With expected growing wildfire danger across Texas and the potential for a flood risk this weekend, Gov. Greg Abbott is activating more state emergency response resources Friday.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

@govpritzker.illinois.gov You want to address this fuckery

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 17h

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

We’ve seen things

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

Hi! 🫣

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

Dude, it stays up all year and you just change its costumes 🤨

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

Dude could have put the slightest bit of effort into it and used a Ham Dogger

Image of a kitchen gadget that shapes ground beef into a hot dog shape

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

Nice!

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

@ladytea.bsky.social made a feast for me after work. Pot pie soup, TWO types of biscuit/rolls, homemade Parmesan crisps, and pecan pie.

Yeah…you’re jealous

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 15h

Is it the tuxedo? Because then yes, yes you are

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 16h

Rude!!!

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 18h

Watching you plebes

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 20h

Omfg - she was a border patrol agent.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah, that makes sense 🙄

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 20h

She deactivated her account. Adult version of taking her ball and going home

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 20h

“Well,you libsdid what the
Border Patrol couldn't do.”

Accountability is such a burden

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Free Łink - Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 1d

I am so tired of explaining to people why they shouldn't generate text or images or video with "AI", why they shouldn't share "AI"-generated content from other people, and why none of this is "inevitable".

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 20h

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 23h

Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 23h

Guys, did I mess up by choosing the ohai server and not the fuckaas?

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Okay - where’s the downside

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Getting ready for work and Tabi is perched like a gargoyle waiting for me to finish so she can curl up in the recliner

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Like most people with no grasp whatsoever of real economics, Mustrum Ridcully equated 'proper financial control' with the counting of paperclips.

- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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