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M1st3rBurns

@m1st3rburns.bsky.social

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Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 44. Hamilton, On 🇨🇦

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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 1d

Sending some sparkly glow energy your way on #HumpDay 😉✨💖😘

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Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 3d

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 2d

Been doing #TakeItOffTuesday over on the bad place. What do you guys think of it??

A picture of me in a t-shirt and jeans in a dimly lit room.

Same, but without the t-shirt and jeans.

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 2d

If Violent J can grow, we can all grow!

Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 4d

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 5d

What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 5d

Fast, too!

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 5d

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 5d

Small and medium tiddy goth girls deserve love, too 🖤🖤

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 6d

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

Euronews @euronews.com · 7d

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 6d

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 6d

Quick reminder that protesting is sexy, autocracy is not.

Good luck tomorrow, and feel free to let your friends to the North know how we can support you ❤️🤍💙

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Andy Oliver @andywpoliver.bsky.social · 6d

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 6d

May the burritos of your future surpass the burritos of your past.

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Barracks Life 🇺🇸🪖🌈 🎃 @barrackslife.com · 8d

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 8d

This thread could go on forever 😍😍

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 10d

Miss you, friend 🥰 All the best to your family 💖

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Ellie 👾 @elliehunterxo.bsky.social · 12d

Using AI sucks but I think it's worse when people use AI and pretend like they don't. The ones who repost anti-AI sentiments while posting AI art that they pretend like they made. Just a massive red flag imo.

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 12d

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a man in a blue shirt is talking to a woman and saying well then qui pro quo clarice .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is talking to a woman and saying well then qui pro quo clarice .

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 13d

POV: I'm distracting you while leaning over to steal one of your fries 🍟

#FlannelFriday

Leaning forward, mostly shirtless with just a peak down my jeans.

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 13d

a man says that 's incredibly generous of you netflix

ALT: a man says that 's incredibly generous of you netflix

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M1st3rBurns @m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 13d

POV: I'm distracting you while leaning over to steal one of your fries 🍟

#FlannelFriday

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PlayfullyFun @mrsplayin4fun.bsky.social · 13d

Sending good energy on World Mental Health Day to any who face challenges in this area. Your mental wellbeing is important and worth the time and attention you give it, even when it’s hard 💖✨🫶

#FlannelFriday #FeelGoodFriday

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