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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 8h

What about a clever jape?

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 8h

If you’re gonna go, be safe. Cops and ICE will be out in force and they WILL zip tie you, pepper spray you, and throw you in a van if they feel like it.

DO NOT BRING YOUR PHONE. Bring a burner phone instead. If you must bring your own, get a faraday bag with you to keep it in.

Be safe!

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?

Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18

#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑

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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 9h

"Stop calling us Nazis!!! 😡"

Meanwhile:

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 9h

Because their self interest comes first over their constituents, always.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 9h

I feel kind of bad for the Gen Zers terrified of being cringe. It’s not cringy to express emotion or to feel uncomfortable

Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com · 17h

The secret to life? Easy. Don't be afraid to be sincere. Don't take yourself too seriously. Extend grace & kindness to kids who don't know the rules/how to be in society yet. Lift up your friends & loved ones every chance you get. Remember your best won't be 100% every day. That's basically it.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 9h

That might affect her HOA fees

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 9h

Married Woman Cumming Neighborhood Association BEST

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 18h

I get these all the time.

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 23h

I got banned from the somethingImade subreddit, which is strange considering I’d never posted or commented there. Wtf? 🙃

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 23h

I didn’t make this but damn if it ain’t funny

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 1d

Why yes, I AM a curator of nice music, thank you for noticing

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 1d

an old one, but still a fave:

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

Boss: tell me why you want to join our family here at Gnome Shoe Cobblers?

Me, thinking: *money, duh*

Me: I have a life long fascination and appreciation for quality shoes for Gnomes

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

same really

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

and Schwartzman was allowed to go through the apartment and remove evidence such as Ellen's phone and laptop while it was still actively a crime scene. In a nutshell, a DV situation escalated to murder, and her killer got away with it, because of his connections. . 3/

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

Oh and her fiance "found" her, Sam Goldberg who happens to be the nephew of James Schwartzman & is a prominent judge. Goldberg called Uncle James before he called police 2/?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

so a woman who died from 20 stab wounds, including one to the neck had her death ruled a suicide, even though she was clearly murdered. 1/?
abc7.com/post/philade...

Philadelphia medical examiner reaffirms Ellen Greenberg's stabbing death was a suicide

The Philadelphia Medical Examiner's Office issued a report affirming its ruling that the 2011 stabbing death of a Manayunk teacher was a suicide.

abc7.com

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 2d

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

A typhoon hit Alaska, destroying native villages and you haven’t heard anything about it because NOAA and FEMA have both been defunded, and the National Guard are deployed to protect ICE.

These Alaskans are on their own with no help.

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t normalize this. This is monstrous. This is evil.

And don’t think they won’t come for you when they’ve run out of brown children to disappear.

Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 3d

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago

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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

Oh he 100% had a stroke over the Labor Day holiday. He’s got drop foot too, it’s why he’s so lumbering and precarious on stairs

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 3d

The zombie baby is a thing I wish I could unsee

Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 4d

I meant important! Here’s the rest of it